Latest Posts by darkhologramartisan - Page 2

(watching hardcore porn) derivative. it insists upon itself. not even a dutch angle could- hold on (cums) sorry. not even a dutch angle could save this trite

It's also by far the most popular genre of contemporary books.

it’s so funny when people online act like women reading trashy romance novels is like. a new phenomenon and a sign of the downfall of society bc this has never been a thing before. this has been an extremely popular genre of book for ages. the only difference now is that they’re written by women who wanted to fuck kylo ren. which i guess is annoying. out of every man in star wars like be so serious. they had harrison ford in those movies

if you ever tell me that you go to a chiro this is what i envision them doing to you

Mess

mayfly problematic age gap of 2 hours

new femme-only 7-11 opened on my street

Almost choked laughing at this anti vax post

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

My partners friend went missing if you all could signal boost this!

neopets forum posts i reference all the time but nobody gets

the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

Digital driving test in Hungary, 1982

Im starting to think your fetish isn't based in Marxist theory...

Favorite adderall review

yeah doordash drivers get fucked every day. by the system

if my fields were salted i would add pepper

Minecraft movie

my kinks are jerking off and missionary sex and photos of big boobs and porn , and also hot models haha

and they say white people can’t cook

No joke though watching people on here say the most basic heterosexual catholic ass bullshit is so funny straight up wymmmm you think if someone hasn’t been proposed to in two years they should break up. Wym there’s no point to a relationship without the end goal of marriage. Wym you think liking photos on instagram is indicative of wanting to cheat. Wym you think nonmonogamy is soulless. God damn lol you’re skirting the line judging of people based on body counts and saying bisexuals are more likely to cheat at that point

stray thing..!

i was today years old when i learned that you can rub your crotch until something really good happans