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Day Nineteen - Something I Fear

“Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.” ~ Ambrose Redmoon

I'm rather thankful that I am not cursed with an abundance of irrational fear; the only thing I really fear is loss of the people I care about - and I will do pretty much anything to prevent that happening, other than that you can throw pretty much anything else you want at me.

The Book of Names lists each person murdered at Auschwitz

dont support industries that are driving animals to extinction thank you!

21 “Facts” that Evolutionists can’t Answer

Challenge accepted.

1. Why are the planets round?

Wait, what? I thought you said Evolutionists? planetary formation has nothing to do with Evolution, would you ask a botanist about how plant pots are made? Okay, so I’ll answer anyway, because gravity.

2. Go to a zoo and tell me - why doesn’t a chimpanzee give birth to a man?

Maybe it’s having a girl instead? Or maybe it’s because they’re two separate species that share a common ancestor. 

3. Have you ever seen a mountain form?

Again with the unrelated to evolution questions. No, I actually haven’t seen a mountain form, have you? Oh you haven’t either? So obviously the default position must be ‘God done it’ in spite of the fact that I don’t believe the formation of mountains is actually referenced anywhere in the bible. Plate tectonics clearly had nothing to do with it </sarcasm>

4. Why doesn’t new life show up in a jar of peanut butter?

Because if I wanted new life, I’d order crunchy peanut butter. Oh wait, no, that’s not the reason, the reason is that we don’t even really know for sure what the circumstances were when life first formed, it might not be possible to replicate them in a lab, let alone in a jar of peanut butter.

5. If the big bang started as a singularity, who held up the singularity?

What? what the fuck? just what? are you high?

6. A painting had a painter, therefore the universe had a maker

false equivalence. With a painting, you can see the signature, you can check the paperwork that comes with it to confirm its validity, you can take off tiny flakes of the paint to check that they conform with the paints that would have been used at the time, please do enlighten me as to how you plan to do that with the universe, I’d love to know.

Apparently the number 7 is against their religion.

8. How can you explain gravity?

 With science.

9. If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

Please see my answer to question 2, or better yet, hit yourself with that bible of yours a few more times, kthx.

10. If the world is millions of years old, why is it 2008?

Oh no, the killer question, you’ve got me, I repent! Wait, no, I’ve just remembered we have this thing called a dating system that started (now) 2015 years ago based on (someone’s best guess of) when Jesus was born (making the generous assumption that he lived in the first place).

11. If I throw dirt up in the air, what are the odds that it will come down in the form of a living man?

Almost exactly 0%, y’know why? because when you throw dirt in the air, all you get is dirt in your eyes, but hey, in the spirit of science why don’t you try it a few hundred times while we all watch? won’t that be fun.

12. Can you see Electricity?

Yeah actually you can, ever seen lightning or a tesla coil?

13. Science changes, the book of Genesis is perfect

Yes, science does change, you’re right, when it discovers something that contradicts something it already knew or just something new entirely, it changes, that’s called learning. I find it amusing that you consider Genesis perfect, I’d like to know which of the two creation stories in Genesis is the true one?

14. The holy bible is the truth, because the bible says it’s the truth

Well that’s nice, it must be true if it says it in a book, enjoy your circular logic.

15. Evolution is a religion, Science leads to killing people

Oh no, we’re not going there, Evolution is a Scientific theory, science is a tool that people may occasionally use to kill each other, but then you could say that about a lot of tools. You know what’s been used to incite most of the conflicts that the products of science were used in? religion.

16. Scientists around the world are jointly involved in a conspiracy against God.

I was right earlier, you are high. 

17. Bananas are perfectly designed for the human hand.

Yeah, we tailored them to be easier to grow and easier to eat, using a thing called selection. Coincidentally a natural version of that is a mechanism of evolution.

18. Millions of years for a monkey to turn into a man? Monkeys don’t live that long.

Yeah, high as a kite.

19. Why would a man have sex with a monkey?

I’ll counter this with a non-sequitur of my own; Why are religious people obsessed with sex?

20. Archaeologists want to remove the human remains first when they find a dinosaur so they can lie

Evolution can’t melt steel beams man.

21. If a monkey gave birth to a man, who would he or she mate with?

Please see question 2 and resume hitting yourself with your bible.

Things found at Mar-a-Lago

An incomplete list of items found in the raid, in progress:

A list of all USA nuclear weapons facility locations

Detailed files of American troop movements and strategies, in envelopes with addresses in Russia, China, and North Korea

Codes to US Government vaults, safes, and Konami video games

D.B. Cooper’s parachute

5500 pages of tax evasion plans, bribes from Russia, and nudes of Barack Obama apparently taken from a White House shower

Empty moonshine bathtub gin bottles and dirt

Jimmy Hoffa (mummified)

Numerous DVDs of digital Trump self-insert My Little Pony hentai

300 lbs cocaine, 100 lbs heroin, 50 gallons of LSD, 8 bins of PCP, and some Ivermectin in an enema bulb

Numerous paintings stolen by Germany in WW2, including a room made of Russian amber and some Fabergé eggs (unhatched)

Several children with sales receipts from Jeffrey Epstein

A blu-ray copy of “The Cars that Ate Paris” by Peter Weir

A rotting bagel with olive loaf

One signed copy of “How To Violently Overthrow America When You Don’t Get Your Way” by William Luther Pierce

Bones of the Lindbergh baby

Several exhumed Popes, and half of a Bishop

A film reel of the pie-fight ending to Dr. Strangelove

A golden ‘Ark’ full of sand topped with two angels and a fedora

Genghis Khan (mummified)

A broken Swedish-made penis enlarger pump

One jar of toenails, one jar of hair, and one jar of what we all hope is mayonnaise

A postcard from a Bassetlaw Love Hotel signed, “Until next time, Milo Yiannopoulos XOXOXO”

A set of Trump-style toupées set on preserved human heads

Ben Shapiro (mummified)

Just to be perfectly fucking crystal clear –

IF DEMOCRATS WIN CONTROL OF THE SENATE, MITCH McCONNELL CANNOT DO THE SAME EGREGIOUSLY EVIL BULLSHIT HE’S BEEN PULLING SINCE FOREVER.

If Democrats win control of the Senate, they can finally push forward a better healthcare plan, among other important pieces of legislation that will guide the United States to a more progressive and equitable future. The GOP is so partisan that they would rather see us lose our healthcare altogether during a global pandemic than allow a Democratic healthcare plan to pass. They proved that in this past year.

Democrats just need 2 more seats to hold the majority with VP Kamala Harris as the tiebreaker. There are 2 seats up for grabs in the run-off election.

You do the math.

Listen, the presidential race would not have been this close if more young voters had voted. If every young person in America had voted, Biden would have likely swept the election. We HAVE that power, Millennials and Gen Z together. But we didn’t use it. Now Georgia is giving some of us a second chance.

Please do not get complacent, even though it looks as though Biden is going to win. The GOP is still that same party full of sycophantic and opportunistic narcissists who old white republicans put in power, even without Trump to bow and kowtow to. They will pull the same shit they always have. So…

VOTE.

Because, as a wise man once said, the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

EDIT: The image above is a screenshot of a tweet from Cheryl Strayed, November 6th, 2020 at 12:41 AM ET. It reads: “Dear 17-year-olds who live in Georgia: if you’ll turn 18 by January 5, 2021, you’re eligible to vote in the run-off election that will be held on that date. You have until December 7 to register to vote. #FlipTheSenate”

Day Twelve - Relationships with My Parents

"Bloody parents - they're worse than children" ~Me

My relationship with my parents hasn't always been perfect, like all children I started off seeing them as opponents - everything was a struggle, everything was a contest, but thankfully as I grew up I began to realise that they were actually there to help and that between us we could get far more done by pulling in the same direction than in opposites and I can safely say now that while we don't always see eye to eye, we're always there for each other.

My parents have always been fantastically supportive of everything I've tried to do and always been there with advice and gentle guidance to help me find the right path.

"Just because you know how it's done, doesn't make it any less magical"

I've always been somewhat in awe of my dad; his musical talent (and his humility when anyone comments on it) and his ability to do DIY tasks that almost seemed mystical to me, when I was growing up he always had a little story or a joke for every situation and it was always him that made me feel better when I'd fallen over, he's also always protected me as best he can (an example that springs to mind is him making a particularly draconian English teacher of mine actually cry infront of me) I think it's because of this that I've always strived to make him proud of me (though I have occasionally missed the mark considerably).

"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease." ~ Lisa Alther

My mother has always been the organiser from my experience; while she insists that she doesn't hold the power in our household, in truth she does (our house operates on a fully democratic system: myself and my father get one vote each, my mother gets four votes) Again really, I've been in awe of my mother for a long time, she works very hard for our family, keeping up fairly long hours in a job that was the only thing that kept us afloat for the last few years, in that time she's had to cope with a lot of stress and while I would hope that we've helped her through that as best as we can, she's mostly coped by herself and for this reason it is my firm belief that my mum is truly the strongest person I know.

If either of you are reading this (which I don't doubt will happen) I love you both so very much and am truly grateful for everything you've done for me over the last 22 years.

Nik.

No country should be allowed control over the internet,

least of all when the techniques they're talking about using are the same ones they decry the use of in China,

If this bill passes it could honestly be a death knell for the internet - please sign the petition.

This Bill must NEVER be passed!!! Spread the word and sign the petition!

johnpaulosaurusas:

I’m just sayin.. you arent cool/cute/ or special for playing Call of Duty.. No one cares about what level zombies you got to or your kill death ratio.. but if you’re a girl who mines for her own diamonds and tames a shit ton of wolves, and owns the fuck out of creepers you have my heart forever !!!

Ahmen

GIRLS THAT PLAY MINECRAFT > GIRLS THAT PLAY CALL OF DUTY.