Caveman Vibes

Ah, yes. The first moment I fell in love with David Harbour.

DAVID HARBOUR as Randall Malone in Brokeback Mountain (2005)

“Cranky to Happy in 5 seconds”

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Sunday morning.

Feeling breedable, but not particularly submissive. 😈

Any bearded, hairy bad-asses out there wanna see if you're strong and determined enough to pin me down and force my tight hole open so you can make me take your seed? 🔥🥵

Aphternoon photo phun.

Dec 26, 2021.

Wondering if any of the kids from those old "Crunchatize me, Cap'n!" commercials went on to develop crunchatizing fasciitis.