Big Beard - Blog Posts
Level-up day. Level 54 achieved.
I assure you I am in a good mood, even though the picture looks a little grumpy. That is the face of a man who just woke up, but is not ready to get out of bed yet.
Retro-Hipster Wizard Detective ready for some escape room shenanigans.
Feeling breedable, but not particularly submissive. 😈
Any bearded, hairy bad-asses out there wanna see if you're strong and determined enough to pin me down and force my tight hole open so you can make me take your seed? 🔥🥵
Everyday self: you've had a long day and you're tired. Nothing wrong with some calm quiet relaxing things this evening.
Inner kinky self: go find some appropriately stimulating inspiration and get really deep into a headspace where stronger bearded hairy guys wrestle for the right to top you and impregnate you.
I love this portrait of me by the talented Dave Davenport @dogspunk.bsky.social!
The theme was how I might show up anticipating a Date With a Werewolf.
Chonky nerdy bear seeks burly hairy biker or powerlifter type to impregnate me, or at least have a lot of fun trying to make it happen.
Disco Elysium cosplay. Now with finger guns!
Disco Elysium cosplay.
Does this outfit make me look Harry?
