Me Too, Greg. Me Too.

Embracing the moment.

Me at age 44.

Very well phrased. It's a transformative experience.

me recommending disco elysium: "it's going to be so uncomfortable. you play as the saddest alcoholic detective you've ever seen and you spend the first part of the game realizing how much you have fucked up before the start of the story. the humiliation can potentially kill you. the secondhand embarrassment might kill you as the player. kids on drugs will call you slurs. there are ghosts everywhere and the city is a ruin. it's also the most hopeful and poetic work of fiction i have ever experienced."

Disco Elysium cosplay. Now with finger guns!

Everyday self: you've had a long day and you're tired. Nothing wrong with some calm quiet relaxing things this evening.

Inner kinky self: go find some appropriately stimulating inspiration and get really deep into a headspace where stronger bearded hairy guys wrestle for the right to top you and impregnate you.

Nailed it. Perfect take. No notes.

Izzy Hands is the angriest type of repressed lust in a gay man.

I mean look at this scene, he's trying to mock Lucius for being a prettyboi and tries to be homophobic toward him and Black Pete, but he goes SO overboard with it that I can't help but feel that, for a moment, Izzy accidentally slipped into a different headspace and revealed a very genuine, moaning bottom boy Izzy.

His feigned moans just get way too intense and the way Lucius and Pete look at each other...

No man can accidentally get THAT lewd and not be a lust-tortured begging bottom.

Amen to this.

aaannd... post

Him: So what that mouth do?

Me: given past experience as a guide, probably say some weird awkward shit