When The Partridge, Pear Tree, Turtledoves, French Hens, Calling Birds, And FIVE Gold Rings Haven't Sealed

good beard day

Feeling breedable, but not particularly submissive. 😈

Any bearded, hairy bad-asses out there wanna see if you're strong and determined enough to pin me down and force my tight hole open so you can make me take your seed? 🔥🥵

So... who is the (other) daddy?

Always delicious.

DAVID HARBOUR photographed by Daniel Rosenthal for A BOOK OF MAGAZINE (July 2022).

Celebs I used to look like, part 1.

Disco Elysium cosplay. Now with finger guns!

Very well phrased. It's a transformative experience.

me recommending disco elysium: "it's going to be so uncomfortable. you play as the saddest alcoholic detective you've ever seen and you spend the first part of the game realizing how much you have fucked up before the start of the story. the humiliation can potentially kill you. the secondhand embarrassment might kill you as the player. kids on drugs will call you slurs. there are ghosts everywhere and the city is a ruin. it's also the most hopeful and poetic work of fiction i have ever experienced."

My mask was particularly rough on my beard today.