Favorite Angela Moments 66/∞: The Blush Lives of Sensitive Girls
Incorrect quotes featuring Steph being an affectionate drunk
if there’s only one thing i want angela giarratana to know it’s how much this lesbian household loves her dearly
"Okay, I don't know what kind of SATANIC WITCHCRAFT is going on here, but if anyone needs me, I will be PRAYING in the GIRL’S BATHROOM!"
[Miss Holloway]: "Oh, sweetie." [Puts a gentle hand on their shoulder.] "You're gonna die first."
Grace, covered in blood: "Steph. We have to leave. Now." Steph: "Wait, but I just ordered a milkshake." Grace: "PEOPLE ARE DYING." Steph: "And I'm THIRSTY, Chasity."
Ghost appears. Grace:"NOT TODAY, SATAN." Ghost:"I just wanted to say hi—" Grace:[Throws holy water.]
Richie: "Okay, so like, what’s the WiFi situation in hell?" Tinky: "Oh, we have Xfinity. So, no WiFi." Richie: "Damn. Truly the worst punishment imaginable."
Grace: "Listen, Pete, if a demon ever offers you a deal, just say ‘Jesus is my homeboy’ and run." Pete: "Grace, that doesn’t work." Grace: "Then why am I still here?" Pete:[Pauses.] "…Okay, fair point."
can we talk about chanse’s story omg. ANGELA 🧎♀️💗 THEY R ALL SO FINE I CANT BREATHE
you read stuff on wattpad for shit and giggles where most of the fics there are reader-inserted ones written in 1st person pov where y/n is a barely legal white girl with blonde hair and blue “orbs” who’s so smol and fragile that she’s dependent entirely on this morally questionable guy who’s killing people for a living but for some reason happens to have a soft spot for her.
you read real actual literature on archive of our own where it’s two middle aged men, who are each other’s sworn enemies, with tragic past, trauma and strong homoerotic tension. and while they’ve made each other bleed, killed each other’s friends and loved ones out of jealousy / possessiveness, lied and betrayed and manipulated, the rawness, depth, complexity and slow burn will keep you up all night, haunt you during your day and possibly change your life forever. and also the sex isn’t just smut. the sex is poetry that puts Shakespeare to shame
Beanie's Mug!
'Nighthawks Prepare to Swoop' as a headline on the Hatchetfield paper!
Beanie's coffee cup number one!
The Black Book!
Paul with a drawing of Pokey on his desk...
Hatchetfield sign behind Paul!
Beanie's cup number two!
And of course, Pokey's face in the meteor
"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level
i hate having to work so much. i'd rather draw and make my short film. (I had to work 12.5 hours yesterday so I couldn't draw for #hatchetfield femslash fortnight 25)
made this the other day when i was having a severe case of lesbianism