Peter Spankoffski - Blog Posts
Happy Nerdy Prudes Must Die day, go Nighthawks!!
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Dikrats. Yall. What do you think?
Do yall think that if Will’s playing Hidgens… he’ll also be our Hot Chocolate boy???
Or are we gonna have Joey continuity as Pete????
One of these nerdy prudes is not like the other
they also def have the bully busters memorized
Richie, Pete and Ruth definitely have the We Are The Toads, and The Perfect Pokerap by Brian David Gilbert memorised.
i havent drawn em before yet so im still figuring out how to but i saw this post from @strivia (hope it's ok to tag) and wanted to do a thing xD
Bonus paerhaps
I CANT STOP DRAWING HATCHETFIELD
Funny thought lol
Pete's height is expandale to me. I think Ruth and Richie should be able to climb him like a tree. I also believe he should be a lot shorter than Steph. He can either be Nick Lang's or Joey Ritcher's height. Pete's height is whatever I want it to be. I can strech him like Putty then squish him
literally screaming at everybody “pete and ted can’t ever interact with each other, they’re played by the same actor : (“ DO YOU FORGET WHO WE’RE DEALING WITH HERE??
there are the insane quick changes of which we have: joey richter himself playing what i can only assume to be the entire population of independence (plus an ox) in one song:
and then, of course, the master himself, brosenthal, playing frankly 80% of the cast, but ESPECIALLY in this one scene. ONE SCENE:
“oh but joey left the scene for some of the quick changes in tto, he can’t do that if the spankoffski bros are supposed are supposed to have a conversation” FINE, the other option: just play two characters at once. which starkid has done before.
exhibit one, twisted. these two are not the same:
exhibit two, tgwdlm, a hatchetfield show. this already happened in a hatchefield show:
(also, it is two different characters, do not fight me on this. this scene is too confrontation from jekyll & hyde-coded to be the same character) SPEAKING off confrontation:
joey did already. play two different characters at once. i’m not here to argue the semantics or implications about personhood of saying confrontation and let it go has two different characters each, i’m just saying, acting-wise, there’s two distinctive characters in both songs. like. guys. absolutely joey could just simply play both of them simultaneously. they literally do this all the time. what’s your excuse now
there's a specific subset of fans who headcanon pete to have curtwen grandparents and while i see the vision it's a little funny like yeah my grandpa invented the computer my other grandpa is a world-famous spy who tried to stop him from doing that and almost killed him they've been married ever since. my dad sells women's shoes
Steph: *carrying all the groceries*
Pete: *reaches out to help*
Steph: *switches all the groceries to one arm to hold his hand*
Pete: That’s not what I- ok.
This but it’s Ruth, Richie, Steph, and Pete.
The question is, who would each one be
Lautski day 7: morning <3
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I had a lot of fun! Can’t wait to do it all again next time!
Lautski day 6: storm ⛈️ ☔️🌩️
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Lautski Day 5: change 👗
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Lautski Day 4: help 🤭
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Pls just ignore how inconsistent the characters are from page to page T-T we’re trying
Lautski Day 3: camp 🕺💃💅💅💅✨✨
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I call this one camp at camp. I’m imagining a full met gala show to the absolute horror of all of the camp counselors 😂
I had meant to draw Nick-Pete but went into some kind of trance and when I woke up I had draw Joey 😭😭 idk what happened 😆
Lautski Day 2: party 💃🕺👩❤️💋👨
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Finished a piece for the TGWDLM Reprise fake Playbill Mini-Zine Collab that @riveracheron is putting together!
I saw that the Ad for Spankoffski's Heart and Sole was open and jumped on it!
I really wanted an excuse to draw college age Ted (including the early Starkid Era Joey Headband) and then I had the idea that the Spankoffski's would want their ad to include their kids. I feel like at the time, Ted would've used this as a bragging point, and Pete would be forever embarrassed. In my own headcannon, the grammar mistake of Women's Shoe originates from this Ad and is a running inside joke between the Spankoffski brothers, which is why he says it in the Beanie's scene in NPMD (in the Digital Ticket version.)
This was fun and I would totally do something silly like this again :)
“What’s with all the noise, you okay?”
Collab with Ghost!
Some of my Ted headcanons since I apparently got inspired by Joey's ones for him 🐐
Very hairy, mostly upper body tho
Polish heritage
Unlike Pete who does know Polish, Ted only knows basic phrases and words
He uses this to pick up women and thinks it's cool to know multiple languages (if you're from Europe, you know it's kinda not)
He does know it enough to communicate with Pete when the boy calls him and has to be discreet (Pete makes sure Ted understands him)
Has a goat hoof shaped birthmark that every single Spankoffski that has ever lived has. Both him and Pete have it on their right forearm
Was made fun of cause of the birthmark so he hates goats
Lives in a two bedroom apartment with Pete near his work
When he needs to drive Pete to school, he makes Pete pay him
The money doesn't stay with him tho, as he puts it in Pete's snack fund that he gives him every day before school
Ted pays for the snack fund himself
Plays Europop loudly when in his car, embarrassing Pete whenever they drive together
Music taste stuck in early 2000s, doesn't know modern artists at all (pretends to know when he needs to pick up women
Owns fedoras and Panama hats
Owns way too many summery button ups with hideous prints
Bisexual but leans towards women
Likes the color yellow, especially mustard yellow
Seen as the fuck up in his family, Pete is the only one who cares about him (Pete was a do-over baby for their parents)
Only one with his own office at CCRP cause he has no shame and annoys his coworkers constantly (can't be fired cause he's one of their lab rats, ofc)
Dog person
Gets Jenny flashbacks constantly and drinks to forget
His theme song is Lady Mustache by Tape Five
some quick spankoffski bros memes bc i'm a sucker for age-gap siblings like wdym ur older brother was alive for the end of the cold war. ted what was it like living through the great depression.
also hc that pete wouldn't be caught dead using zoomer terms except in the very specific instance of making his brother feel Weary
“Will should be Pete” “Joey could still be Pete” “Max Jagerman hot chocolate boy”
You fools, it’s finally time
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Spankoffski & Ted Spankoffski Characters: Ted Spankoffski, Peter Spankoffski, Other Characters Mentioned Additional Tags: Introspection, Drabble, Angst, Hurt No Comfort, POV Ted Spankoffski, Ted Spankoffski Being an Asshole, Ted Spankoffski Needs a Hug, Peter Spankoffski and Ted Spankoffski are Siblings Summary:
Ted Spankoffski is waiting for his timely demise in the middle of a singing zombie apocalypse. He remembers his little brother, Pete, and starts feeling guilty about a lot of things.
Hatchetfield incorrect quotes/interaction
Grace Chastity in Any Situation
"Okay, I don't know what kind of SATANIC WITCHCRAFT is going on here, but if anyone needs me, I will be PRAYING in the GIRL’S BATHROOM!"
Miss Holloway When Someone Says They Don’t Believe in Magic
[Miss Holloway]: "Oh, sweetie." [Puts a gentle hand on their shoulder.] "You're gonna die first."
Grace, covered in blood: "Steph. We have to leave. Now." Steph: "Wait, but I just ordered a milkshake." Grace: "PEOPLE ARE DYING." Steph: "And I'm THIRSTY, Chasity."
Ghost appears. Grace:"NOT TODAY, SATAN." Ghost:"I just wanted to say hi—" Grace:[Throws holy water.]
Richie: "Okay, so like, what’s the WiFi situation in hell?" Tinky: "Oh, we have Xfinity. So, no WiFi." Richie: "Damn. Truly the worst punishment imaginable."
Grace: "Listen, Pete, if a demon ever offers you a deal, just say ‘Jesus is my homeboy’ and run." Pete: "Grace, that doesn’t work." Grace: "Then why am I still here?" Pete:[Pauses.] "…Okay, fair point."
Me? Projecting weird and highly specific headcannons onto favs? More likely than you think