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Been a while since i last made some royai fanart~

🦇Service Mindset🦇

A look into Charles’ work life.

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clone boy & his robin

“I’m not a robot”

it’s so frustrating (and heartbreaking) to see so many writers going on indefinite hiatus / deleting their blogs because they are not motivated to write anymore. worst of all: people would always be like ‘no why are you leaving we don’t want you to do so :(’ but they were nowhere to be seen in our notifications beforehand. the lack of support on this platform is a huge issue and it’s a shame that content consumers don’t get the hint when writers have been waving the red flag for months. please support creators by rebbloging their posts, interact with them by leaving a few tags, a comment or an ask! if you’re too shy then hit that anon button and you’re good to go. show them that their works matter and you enjoy their blog, because when the decision to leave is made, it’s already too late.

Things that will make your computer meaningfully faster:

Replacing a HDD with an SSD

Adding RAM

Graphics cards if you're nasty

Uninstalling resource hogs like Norton or McAfee (if you're using Windows then the built-in Windows Security is perfectly fine; if you're using a mac consider bitdefender as a free antivirus or eset as a less resource intensive paid option)

Customizing what runs on startup for your computer

Things that are likely to make internet browsing specifically meaningfully faster:

Installing firefox and setting it up with ublock origin

adding the Auto Tab Discard extension to firefox to sleep unused tabs so that they aren't constantly reloading

Closing some fucking tabs bud I'm sorry I know it hurts I'm guilty of this too

Things that will make your computer faster if you are actually having a problem:

Running malwarebytes and shutting down any malicious programs it finds.

Correcting disk utilization errors

Things that will make your computer superficially faster and may slightly improve your user experience temporarily:

Clearing cache and cookies on your browser

Restarting the computer

Changing your screen resolution

Uninstalling unused browser extensions

Things that do not actually make your computer faster:

Deleting files

Registry cleaners

Defragging your drive

Passively wishing that your computer was faster instead of actually just adding more fucking RAM.

This post is brought to you by the lady with the 7-year-old laptop that she refuses to leave overnight for us to run scans on or take apart so that we can put RAM in it and who insists on coming by for 30-minute visits hoping we can make her computer faster.

what jason todd is like in bed

pairing | jason todd x fem!reader — shy!reader/reader is easily flustered

summary | dirty (nsfw) headcanons about the red hood

warning | 18 + content, minors dni, size kink, oral (mostly male receiving), degradation, dumbification, dom!jason, creampie, mentions of sex toys

notes | just a lil special thanks @thewritingdoll bc we’ve been talking about how much we wanna fuck this man and how bad we wanna suck his dick, so this was inspired by our convo last night……anyway you should go check out her dc fics too — also this low key has a story line

Jason Todd knows how flustered he makes you, and it’s really flustered. It’s stumbling over your words, can’t-form-a-coherent-thought-around-him flustered. He cannot get enough of it. It fuels his fire.

At first, you think he’s making fun of you. He towers over you, lips upturned into a knowing smirk at he stares down his nose at you. The breath that escapes your lips is something that you have no control of and the string of words that leave shortly after barely make any sense. You wanna smack yourself, how could you be a competent member of Batman’s vigilante network if you could talk to one of his adopted son’s.

“You’re pathetic,”Jason commented, his eyes staring you down in a heated gaze. He didn’t look away, no, he didn’t give that relief, he wanted you to know he saw every silly movement and mistake you made. You nearly trip over your own feet when you step away from him, his presence near you becoming far too overwhelming. He shook his head fondly at your clumsy nature,”It’s cute,” Jason gave you quick wink before vanishing in the night.

When he finally makes a move and take you out, you realize he likes getting you all flustered, he gets off on it. Jason’s dominating, controlling, and he likes seeing how quickly you submit to him. It takes no effort, you turn into his pathetic baby girl in a matter of seconds, all it takes is a look.

A couple weeks of dating, the first time you both are in the batcave alone, you’re leaning against the desk of the batcomputer with a tech pad in hand. You can feel his presence before you even look up, breath hitching when you catch a whiff of his cologne that makes your quiver in want.

You swallow thickly, slowly raising your glance to meet his dominant stare. You realize immediately that he has you trapped, against the desk with nowhere to escape his attention.

“Just you and me now,” Jason rasped, noticing you swallowed thickly at his words. You don’t even try to size him up or escape, you’re frozen like a deer in the headlights. God, you’re fucking adorable.

“Are we?” and dumb, so fucking dumb.

Jason huffed out a pity laugh, his tongue sliding across his lips as he took one last step towards you. You could feel him against you, his body heat radiated off of him.

It’s not the first time he’s been this close. You’ve kissed him before, you’ve hugged him, but for some reason, your brain just short circuits when Jason Todd within a foot of you.

Jason reached his hand up to brush the tips of his finger along your cheek,”I bet there isn’t a fucking thought in that dumb fucking brain of yours right now that isn’t about me, is there?”

His feather light touch continues across your jaw slowly, achingly. Jason watches how you hitch your breath when dipped his head down, his hand cupping your jaw with thumb grazing your lips teasingly,”You’d let me do just about anything to you, wouldn’t you, hm, silly girl?”

There’s just something about how heated your cheeks get, how wides those pretty eyes go that make Jason feel empowered. Maybe it’s because he knows you like it too.

Now, take that, and dial it to a hundred because once you start to feel truly comfortable, you’re diving into his domination. You know what you want, he’s freed you in that way, shown you what you like, and you want to submit.

When Jason starts to corner you now, you still get flustered, especially when he reminding you of what dumb slut you are for, only for him. Except now you can play into it.

Jason loves head, especially when you’re on your knees staring up at him like he’s the powerful man in the world. And you know what? In that moment, he is to you.

Facefucking 🤤🤤🤤 It’s his favorite, Jason loves grabbing the back of your head and shoving his cock in your mouth until you’re drooling around him.

He would be a big fan of you laying on the bed with your head at end. Jason stands over you, so tall and powerful with cock hovering over your face. He would definitely love seeing his cock against your gorgeous face, admiring how you part your lips and gaze up at him from upside down.

He can just slip right between your pretty lips, enveloped the wet, warmth of your mouth. He loved being able to see the bulge of his cock in your throat with each thrust. “Fuck, babe, this mouth is fucking sinful, it’s like you were made for me, my perfect little cocksleeve.”

You just moan around his length, and Jason feel every vibration — and he fucking loves it!

Jason always getting head, he never says no to it, he always suggesting it, but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t spend a fair amount of time between your thighs. His favorite thing is you being flustered, of course, he spends hours pulling you apart this way.

He commits to it, though, once he starts, he can’t stop until you’re shaking, trying to close your legs around him because “Jay, I-I can’t…it..it’s too much,” You heaved, hands yanking at his hair while your thighs closed around him.

He leaned up just barely, your juices glistening from his redden, swollen lips. His smirk reeks of confidence,”One more,” He purred, arms wrapping around your thighs to pry them apart.”You wanna be good for me, don’t you, princess?”

Jason never let you hide, absolutely not, you try to be quiet and he’ll fuck you harder, faster, rougher until you’re screaming. He wants to hear and see the impact he has on you. He’s addicted to how bashful you get.

You try to hide your face behind your hands when he’s railing you, and it just ends with them pinned to the mattress or tied above your head.

Jason does not play fair either. He’s a big tease. He has hella patience and can tease you for however he pleases, riling you up all he wants and you are always at his mercy.

He does have a big weakness and it’s those sweet kisses you leave all over his body. Jason will lay awake at night thinking about your soft lips against his hot flesh, covering every scar from the massive scar on his chest to the smaller, newer ones.

When he pulls you close in public, sometimes you rest your head against his chest and just absentmindedly place a kiss over his pec through his shirt. Suddenly, he’s a bit distracted. He’s tilting your head up and connecting your lips for a couple seconds. I don’t think he would be too big on pda, but as soon as you both are alone or in your own little corner, he’s pouncing on you like prey.

I think anytime you try to actually tease Jason like he teases you, you end up with more than you bargain for. It’s like playing with fire.

“You’re playing a dangerous game, baby, sure you can take the consequences?”Jason challenged with a raised brow, towering over you in the safety of your apartment. You were defying him, actively defying him because he told you to wait, that he’d make you cum so many time as soon as he came back from patrol. But you whined but jason, you already went out on patrol, can red robin take care of it?? i need you. and he still managed to get dressed in his full uniform, about to go out when he came back out of bathroom to find you in his favorite lingerie.”Think your next move out very carefully, princess.”

“You can go,”You shrugged, tilting your head up at him in a moment of confidence,”I’ve got a vibrator for a reason.”

As soon as the words leave your mouth, so does the confidence, you’re absolutely horrified because one, you’ve never admitted to anyone you owned a vibrator, and two, you never talk back to him.

Jason’s eyes darkened with fiery lust,”You little slut, my cock not enough for you?”He teased, seizing you when you tried to flee. He chuckled at how you hid your face in his chest,”Is that what you do? Wait for me to leave so you can fuck yourself on your toy, hm? What a dirty girl, and here I thought I was ruining you but you’ve always been a fucking whore, haven’t you?”

He smirked at how you whined, his fingers find the bottom of your chin and force you to meet his eyes.”You win, princess. I’m gonna have this pussy drippin’ in cum by the time ‘m done with you.”

The night ends with you both sweaty and panting, his back is marked up from your nails which is one of his favorite things. You’ve got bite marks on your thighs that match the ones on his shoulders 😉 and you’re both just so fucked out that you can’t even remember the embarrassment from before.

Jason would definitely take good care of you afterwards, he’s secretly just a big teddy bear and I think he likes to hold you close after thoroughly fucking you until you see stars.

He also loves to sleep with his head on your chest with his hand splayed under your shirt either on your stomach or sometimes you wake up with his hands subconsciously resting on your tits.

I think he’s a big fan of spooning too, and just feeling your whole body against him, you just fit so perfect against him. 🥺🥺 Spooning almost always ends up in morning sex so if that’s the position you end up in the morning, you know what to expect.

But also think about having this beefy man with his face buried in your neck, after he’s covered you in marks and bites, because he really is an affectionate person but only for you because he loves you. Jason knows you would do anything for him and he would do anything for you too.

the notes are broken 😂

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft