Reblog To Have Something Lgbt Happen To You This Summer

Post divorce meeting

like if you’re team sleepy. reblog if you’re team tired. do both if you think they’re in gay love.

*old couple sees child*

must have been the "devils tango"

yes

the devils tango is an ancient dance that summons a stork to your home

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Trying to make a point to my father.

Usually when I get sleep paralysis I feel like I’m floating in warm water or other such pleasant things. Recently I finally had a creepy sleep paralysis episode where a twisted inhuman hand crept up and clutched the edge of my blankets as a voice whisper shouted, “That’s GAY,” and I woke up.

Like thanks my dude, I’m gay - I know.

Picture this

i am the type of witch you read about in story books.

i wear a long pointy black hat.

my skin, pale as moonlight.

an old fashioned broom lies beside my front door.

no one has ever seen my garden.

no one knows anything about me regardless of the fact that i moved into the neighborhood long ago.

i never seem to age.

sometimes two stray black cats linger about my front yard suspiciously.

and sometimes if you are in the right place at the stroke of midnight on the night of a full moon you may see a flicker of a dark silhouette.

women. you agree. reblog.

Someone asking me for my hobbies is so humiliating.... I like to play and have fun. I like to smile and draw. I like putting words in an order. Sometimes I laugh and grin.

I don’t know wtf they be putting in juice boxes but holy fuck I hope they don’t stop

YALL I JUST REALISED EDWARD CULLEN WAS ALIVE JURING THE 70'S WHICH MEANS TO BLEND IN HE WAS PROBABLY SPORTING LONG BRAIDED HAIR AND FUCKING FLARES

CAN YOU IMAGINE