Latest Posts by dead-poet-neil - Page 5
harry potter starts a youtube channel and all of his videos are called like:
“STORY TIME: I WAS A TEENAGE CHOSEN ONE”
“BABYSITTING MY FRIEND’S WEIRD DEAD HORSE (INVISIBLE)”
“THERE ARE DARK WIZARDS TRYING TO KILL ME BUT ONLY THREE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT MY HOUSE”
body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water
i want a sitcom about a psychic who can see crimes before they happen so they work for the police and while working there she meets a skeptical young officer{ill call her cop 1} and slowly they fall in love with each other and have brunch and stay up late together watching horror movies while the cop is like "okay slitting a throat would not produce that much blood" and they dye each others hair and the cops older brother is also a cop {cop 2} and he's even more skeptical. but the psychic dyes the officers hair pink and the officer dyes the psychics hair black, and staying up so late has made the psychic have dark eye circles and a pale face, and they have a sense of humor that's just a smidge too dark. and then cop 2 gets really suspicious of the psychic because he predicted something slightly off and her backstory just doesn't add up to her resume and you start to realise all these murders and arsons were somehow tied to cop 1s enemies and childhood bullies and then its revealed that the psychic has been stalking cop 1 for 3 years and has been committing the crimes herself in order to make cop 1 fall in love with her
I wanna gf that dresses like this
I don’t know wtf they be putting in juice boxes but holy fuck I hope they don’t stop
How evil and sinister may I query you, Sir?
You may not query the dead. Or the lost souls of earth.
It him…
marauders n co as possum memes bc
james
remus
sirius
peter
regulus
lily
marlene
mary
dorcas
Every single time
now that it's actually IWD...
Happy International Women's Day to:
women of color, lesbians, ace and aro girls, trans women, bi and pan girls, disabled and neurodivergent women, Jewish and Muslim women, women who fight for equality and their right to be heard, women who are driven, women who are career-oriented, girlbosses, women who want children and women who don't, mothers, women who get called "bossy" and "shrill," polyamorous women, women with multiple partners, young girls who are figuring out their place in the world, women who are sex workers, women who have survived abuse and women who didn't, autistic women, gnc women, women who get talked over, women who are told that their thoughts don't matter, fat girls and skinny girls, women who have had an abortion, women of low-income, women who are homeless, women with big noses, women with acne or a skin condition, women who work in STEM, unconventionally beautiful women, women who have depression or anxiety, women who rely on aids, deaf and blind women, women who have intrusive thoughts, women coping with PTSD, and women with chronic illness.
we are beautiful, and we are strong. but we are stronger together. Happy International Women's Day.
We played the fanfiction trope version of “fuck marry kill” in which the options are “slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers” and it’s been like 30 hours and I’m STILL losing it over the concept of fake-dating Saruman the White.
Australia 7:50 pm
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
Why is drawing so hard :(
i just WANNA DRAW SYMMETRICAL EYES
yall I had a lucid dream last night and obviously I could do anything
fucking anything and what do I do with the amount of power I have?
i go to school and turn a guy in my class into a fish and beat him up.
y’all wtf DO YOU.NOT HAVE KETTLES???
which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?
*twirls strand of hair around my finger* hes just soooo (starts describing the absolute worst man in the history of the world)
bro I’m rlly sitting here in a Dino onesie watching fearstreet and making digital art
YOU GUYS
answer me this:
swamp goblin, good yes?
and you want to be like swamp goblin?
yes?
good
now answer me this:
does swamp goblin care about looks?
NO!
swamp goblin cares about shiny thing okay?
so focus on shiny thing!
i just know they held this joke in for 8 seasons
i literally did this yesterday
me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm
"he is not my president" bumper sticker with a picture of some random guy that has never been president
i want to make fresh cake and then go out with you to a park and have a picnic!!!!!!!
PLEASE