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Latest Posts by deathisgivingmeaheadache - Page 3
im alive but only ironically
studies show that i am a fucking idiot
…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour
Disney Princesses as sloths.
bastille - send them off
Wild Wild World Tour
not to alarm anyone but if u look at the moon with one eye and then close it and open the other one you see another identical moon a little bit to the left. why has science covered up the existence of this second, secret moon? we are the people and we demand answers
employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?
me: probably just like who I am as a person
when your music is on shuffle and suddenly you hear “come to me in the night hours”
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?
🙃🐨
“Don’t catch me or my son ever again.”
me: I think it’s important to understand that our favorite characters aren’t perfect and we should accept that they have flaws in order to relate to them more
someone: points out a flaw in my favorite character
me: what the fuck did u just say
Parents: Are you going to spend all of your time in your room on Tumblr and watching shows?
Me:
its 2016 why isnt nintendogs an app yet
10 year old me's expectations of teenage life: Partying, staying up past midnight, never in the house.
Reality: Goes to bed at 10 after reading a fanfic longer than a published book. Watching 10 season TV shows in a week. Very rarely leaving the house.
And you know what, I'm okay with this.
anxiety & depression: *makes u stay home*
also anxiety & depression: ok but u should also feel super guilty for stayin home lmao
me: ????? ok????
Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
5 years of Stydia
Marvel: “Captain America is a HYDRA agent and has been all along
Me:
Favorite character: *appears*
Me: hoLY-
Me: *strangled screaming*
Me: *pounds fist on table*
Me: do yOU SEE MY CHILD
Me: THAT IS MY BABY
Me: *more screaming*
:)
Dearly Beloved is the perfect nerd song to play at your wedding because people would be like “yo this song is so pretty what is it called??” and you can just be like “Dearly Beloved” and they’ll think its specifically for weddings, not from a videogame that features Mickey Mouse beating up monsters with a key
We all are living in a dream, but life ain't what it seems. Oh, everything's a mess.
Imagine Dragons, Dream