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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA SO FUCKING REAL

I'm mentally as stable as the hyenas from the lion king

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

@soullesstomatoes this is all your fault...

me: please don't panic and overanalyze things again

brain: how bout i do a n y w a y

I’M CRYING!!

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!!!!!

You know, when Malec say those three-little-words, I am going to keel over. :O

I’m so excited for, “I love you.”

But that’ll definitely be the end for me; and for sure I’ll be giffing the scene forever and always (just like the first kiss.)

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

alec lightwood recent google searches:

flirting

how to tell when someone is flirting

warlock flirting or casting spell to hypnotize me

meaning when someone “wants to see you” but for no reason

how to tell if i like someone

how to tell if i like someone not jace

what to say when flirting starts

correct eyeshadow to buy for someone who likes eyeshadow 

gets personally offended when someone refers to rain as “bad weather”

OTP: *is fighting* OTP 1 or 2: “IT’S BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!” Me:

my biggest dream is to calm down

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

- Me, reading City of Heavenly Fire

Except when I read about (too much) Clace (no offence):

I relate to Alec lightwood because I too spend most of my time rolling my eyes and ignoring my problems

Matthew Daddario photographed by Joupin Ghamsari for 1883 Magazine

*watches Netflix

*looks at clock

*watches Netflix

me: *wakes up*

me: SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SI

using microsoft word

*moves an image a mm to the left*

all text and images shift. four new pages appear. paragraph breaks form a union. a swarm of commas buzzes at the window. in the distance, sirens.

when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go

I will never forget the week of torture before the Malec episode came out 

if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

*blows a kiss to the stars* for magnus bane

reasons people think i give and recommend they read certain books: so that they can enjoy them and gain a sense of fulfilment

actual reasons I give and recommend people read books: so that they suffer, because I have suffered, in solitude, unable to find peace till the day when my pain dwells in another and they look at me, knowingly, with a look of crestfallen understanding as they too have felt the sharp twist of those words upon their souls and it brings me the slightest of comforts in these bleak times

Matthew Daddario vs life