Latest Posts by defemstrish - Page 12

"my pronouns are [163][166]/[74][434]" - stardew valley speed runner

Yeah so I might have met a genie and wished to raise the average height by 2ft, yeah -=- sorry to that one guy who is now 16,000,000,00ft tall

Hamburder annnnmmd a friend fries

You come into my evil lair, kill my henchmen and interrupt my giant evil organ playing session???

Did anyone tell Ford

I don't have a picture but a saw 2 bees i

i saw 2 bunnies hanging out last night

this is big

A horse was about to walk into a bar but realized this town has a bad tract record of bartender face to body size ratio discrimination and thought better of it

It's snoming time

Jermle

Aug 31 2024

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https://worblir.itch.io/jermle

It may be joever, tav and wyll are dead, I dont have withers yet and for some reason shadow heart isn't speaking to laezel or astarion

Turned off reblogs mean nothing to me, fool

Why are vampires and witches always depicted eating babies? Wouldn't an adult have more nutrients?

Comparing the rotations of objects in the Solar System. Just look at them lol.✨🪐

To everyone that's confused, the planet Venus rotates very very slowly, with a single revolution taking about 243 Earth days, and Mercury rotates slowly, but not as slow as Venus.

They should make a social media where you put all your creative stuff you make over a month on it and then at the end of the month all of it is published at once in like a poster/booklet

G L, W I H I T!?

A B?

U... A B!? A t t o y, a t t o d, i t p o t c, l e w y k!?

Y.

Hold on I'm thinking about something...

I need some time to twink...

Much too twink about...

Idk guys I think this unreliable narrator guy might not be the most trustworthy

WIZARDS!!!

If you like casting *Flesh to Stone*

Then you will surely love *Stone to Flesh*

Give life to a cliff today!

They took the pokemon name rater and the move tutor outback and shot them!!!

Amazeballs

so nice you see him twice

The 'staff' room at the wizard convention going crazy rn

And why does my swords parents marital status matter?

You wouldn't download a great sword

GYAA *beats the shit out of you in time with the music*

Omg it's called solitaire because solitary

Breaking news! Chat gpts owner reveals that their software was in fact not AI but rather thousands of tiny goblins typing at insane speeds.

"I mean we thought you all knew that gpt stood for goblin (silent p)pwrites text" - someone probably

Bad world building idea: a zombie apocalypse setting but the hysteria and fear was not caused by real zombies but instead a really convincing April fools joke that spiraled out of control, everything you'd see in a regular zombie apocalypse is here like bandits, huge fortifications and scientists desperately looking for a cure, well everything except the actual zombies

I'm feeling arid right now

In the future everything is chrome

The pyramid schemer sounds like a batman villain