Latest Posts by defemstrish - Page 11

God just one more semi colon; im sure it'll fix the description this time

It got real quite at the wizard party last night after I cast Ralph's slimy goblin

What the fuck, made a sword using my own blood and it's a sword of bisexual slaying? This is messed up

Anyone wanna help me fund the building of a replica of the pyramids right in the center of Texas?

No one told me how much braces would make me miss eating apples

I am the propane wizard, I study the alkane

Bug

Ever heard of a cruton?

bread so tasty. bread so nice. toast it once. toast it twice.

Imagine if you will a little goblin, now hit it with a hammer

Python is objectively the worst programming language because sometimes you have to type something like

If variable > 3:

And like... I don't want to make them sad

How strong was the current, if they were only 4 inches tall I bet it wouldn't need to be that strong

I love ibuprofen. I love you, ibuprofen. Is anyone else feeling a lot of pain right now? I didn't eat much yesterday, I tried fasting but now I just feel worse. I'm not sure why I did that. I took a melatonin gummy to help me fall asleep and it gave me weird dreams. I met adam sandler in my dream. I also dreamt I was a swim coach and I saved someones life. The person was only 4 inches tall, I saved them from being dragged away by a strong current. This was a different dream than the adam sandler one, I had two different dreams

My empire is prosperous and my ass is fat

The pale garden also known as birch forest 2 electric boogaloo

Clang

dink 🥤

Want my little ring of mushrooms

I'm full of so much joy right now and there's nothing I could post without sounding like woodland pixie dancing on a toadstool. playing a viola or some shit. we're talking whimsidaisical, I know cringe is dead but this could revive it. I'm frighteningly close to talking like a leprechaun. instead I'm just going to be happy without posting about it. I'm doing this for your own safety

Mmm, I cast cone of mould

You look like you'd be easily manipulated into breaking the great chain of being

I was looking for the corner and then giggled

If you have to put a generation curse on someone then make sure there's some way of breaking it after an ancestor learns their lesson

Shout out to this one dnd rat art that's been in every player's handbook since 4th edtion

Hey why does this launch pad lead directly into a giant vat of acid? Surely that can't be up to the health co- oh shit there's a penny on it

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AAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA *splash*

What if we go to space and aliens are real but they're just like generic elf people

Lechonk would've been so much more memorable if it's evolution was an anthro macho pig

I love messing with the button that reversed time for 5 seconds

I loooove the time loop

Anyone know what time it'll be at half 3 tommorow, I have an appointment

I have so many rotten tomatoes on hand rn

I know I'm strong, and I know I can handle anything that's thrown at me, but FUCK dude. why are people throwing things at me

I vote that we let everyone shapeshift

Wtf whym I trapped floating here, all I can see is the default unity skybox

Python is objectively the worst programming language because sometimes you have to type something like

If variable > 3:

And like... I don't want to make them sad

Has anyone ever told you that your mouth looks like a little moustache