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What the headcanon generator thinks of the Marauders Era

Won't elaborate much

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I get why people think Stan takes orders from Xeno, but I can’t actually find a single instance of him…doing that. It’s an assumption more than anything with much in the way of textual evidence.

They are generally speaking on the exact same page about decisions without needing to discuss it, and the few times they do discuss, they come to an agreement without commands being issued.

Stan doesn’t do what Xeno tells him to, because Xeno never tells him to do anything. The closest he comes is “Don’t shoot” and that’s less an order and more a panicked “wait wait wait situation’s changed talk first” than an order the same way “Stop!!!” is when someone is about to get hit by a car. Other than that, he’s mostly just giving Stan information, trusting Stan will use it the way he expects because…he…trusts…Stan and knows him very well.

Sometimes he asks if Stan is capable of stuff. This is not an order, this is a genuine ask, because he knows Stan is honest and good at evaluating that. Stan agrees to do these things, but it is not an order from Xeno to do it, because Xeno is asking him.

They are both just committed to this weird…whatever they’re doing together…at all times, and think in very similar ways. One soul, two bodies, etc. Orders are not required when you’re both committed to the same weird plan and have the same strategic mindset. And they see each other as equals.

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stretch - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 248

“Prooooongs!” Sirius whined, walking into the dorm room with the air of someone who had received terrible news. “Woooormy!”

“Hmm?” both boys replied, hardly bothering to acknowledge their friend’s antics.

“Moony told me he never wants to kiss me again!” Sirius exclaimed, clutching at his chest and falling dramatically to his bed, bouncing a bit on his mattress.

Remus, who had followed Sirius into the room, gave a dry chuckle. “That’s a bit of a stretch,” he murmured.

James, however, took this distraction as a sign that he should give up on his Potions homework, so he turned to his two friends. “What’d you actually say?” he inquired curiously.

“Sirius asked me if I would still snog him if his tongue was made of a snake,” Remus sighed, sounding quite done with the lot of them. “And I said no.”

“See?” Sirius shrieked. “He hates me!”

“I mean…that’s fair, mate,” Peter piped up, clearly also giving up on his homework. “Sounds like an awful snog to me.”

Sirius gave him a dirty look while Remus smiled at him, obviously relieved that Peter was being reasonable.

James, however, decided that this good-natured drama was much more fun than reason. “Dunno, Moony,” he said in a faux-concerned voice, “sounds a little mean.”

Sirius began to all-out screech, a grin on his face. “Exactly! See?! I knew you’d have my back, James! Moony, how could you?!”

And James just beamed at Remus, who looked like he was about to throttle him.