"omg Its Creepy How Stolas LITERALLY OBSESSED Over Blitz For 25 Years"

You know what, I'm guilty of it to, but my entire feed is just Stolitz fans arguing with Antis and depressing theories. Where is the fan art😭 where are the cute posts😭 can we have a little fun now?

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Stolas anti arguments are funny lol

It must really hurt you that canonically hes such a loving person that always gives more than he gets, instead of the Valentino-lite evil boogeyman yall try to make him out to be.

"They're trying to make us feel sympathy for a character like him!!"

no, they're fleshing out the main love interest for the main character of the show. Maybe its time to watch something else if the sight of him makes u red in the face seething.

"Helluva boss is rife with problems, Stolas' existence being the biggest one"

There are many issues with Helluva boss ( the treatment of ALL the female characters, Moxxie abuse, hell, all the bullshit Spindelhorse drama) but to say that Stolas is the worst aspect of this show is laughable. Like he starts off as a character that I can completely understand why people dislike, but he grows beyond that, Stolas has issues (his obliviousness mainly) but if cheating is what you deem to be the worst thing anybody could ever do in a show where murder is childsplay then you need new priorities idk

"So ig this is just the stolitz show now"

Stolas and Blitz were always the main couple, if ur mad because you want more m&m ( the already established het couple) or you want fanservice for your fav personal ship like Verosika and Blitz (broken up) or Asmodeous and Fizz ( two antagonists) thats tough because thats a you problem LMFAO

might make a part 2 of this if i feel like it lol

Stolas is so focused on sex and being aggressive with Blitzo because that’s how Blitzo introduced that into their relationship and now how he thinks that Blitzo want to be. While that focus has cause Blitzo to think that’s all Stolas wanted from him when really he probably would have been happy just talking to him. Im screaming and crying and throwing up.

Stolas' extreme horny behavior getting explained isnt something I expected lmfao

The first time they met in decades and they start it off with tied up rough out of pocket sex. He got 1 bite to the neck and had the best nut of his life LMFAO its like Stolas is going through a second puberty in regards to his relationship with Blitz.

Stolas is definitely going to give that crystal to Blitz later on in the season and sever their bond and Blitz is gonna come crawling back like a little bitch. We all know it. I'm calling it.

He’s not wearing his stinky boar head but at what cost

i roll my eyes every time to. yall manifesting that mans death for some reason

i genuinely hope that everyone predicting stolas' dying or being left by his beloved ones are terribly wrong 😐 no offense i just don't want it to happen since so many fans repeat it like a mantra

The ultimate ADHD and autism power couple

One will fixate on training so much that he forgets about everything else. The other is always seen as robotic and emotionless because he planned out all his conversation responses in advance. They are both going to beat you up while holding hands

i cannot BELIEVE i haven't posted this here. anyways heres a doodle i made a while ago, based off this