“Excitement Is Unbecoming Of A Goetia”

A lot of Helluva boss fans are so caught up in their hatred for Stolas and Stolitz as a relationship that when Blitz eventually does express his true feelings towards Stolas they will 100% complain and find a way to call it out of character and misogynistic writing or whatever other crap they spew nowadays. (As usual they blatantly ignore Blitz tearing up when he said that what's "between them" is just "Stolas wanting Blitz to fuck him" as if that's not a glaringly obvious sign towards his romantic attraction towards Stolas)

FUCK

These two are gonna be the death of me…

Fluffy One-Shot (part 1/?)

“Oh, I almost forgot,” Stolas hummed. He nudged Blitzø, who had gotten comfortable nuzzled into his side, and sat up in bed.

He let out a moan of mock-protest. “Forgot what, bitch, I’m tired,” Blitzø yawned, but sat up slightly. The clock read 3:47 AM. He frowned.

Stolas got out of bed and rustled through one of his dresser drawers until he took out a purple box. It was a bit larger than a shoe box, with a red bow, and a top that came completely off. He handed it to Blitzø cheerfully and sat back down next to him, “I hope you like it, darling.”

Blitzø took it from Stolas cautiously, with a look on his face. “Listen, Stolas, if this is another dildo, I—I—”

Stolas shook his head and chuckled, placing his hand on Blitzø’s reassuringly. “It’s a present.”

The imp nodded his head with extreme hesitance and reiterated. “If this is another dildo, Stolas, I swear to Satan— like, who needs forty se—”

Stolas cut him off, clearing his throat, “Just open it already!”

Blitzø groaned and unwrapped the bow. Stolas scooted back so the headboard met his spine, his eyes glued on Blitzø as he bit his lower lip with anticipation.

Another second went by, and Blitzø gasped. He put a hand over his mouth in shock and Stolas beamed. “It’s not a dildo!” He exclaimed happily, holding up the plush horse so Stolas could see.

“I know!” Stolas giggled.

Blitzø chuckled lightly as well, and looked at him in that one way you’ll hardly ever see Blitzø look at anybody. “Thanks, Stolas.”

The rest of the night, they slept soundly, with the stuffed animal squished between them and their fingers loosely tangled.

Inspired by soy.el.tio.limon 's art on instagram

"Is Discord okay? Perhaps someone should check on him." -Said no one in G5

Sigh... Helluva Boss episode 4

Okay Vivzie, I'll give you some props... This recent ep was miles better than episodes 2 and 3. Not too good, but it was okay. I appreciated the ending, gave me the vibe that Stolas really will move on this season (thank god for that)

However, they almost lost Strikers personality completely, the dick statue was once again, corny and unnecessary.

Also, they lost me by trying to make Stella dumb. She's meant to be an asshole/ a scorned woman, not a bimbo.

Ill make my critique on the Stolitz texts in another post though.

Come here.

Seeing Snape height discourse again and im here to tell yall that man is tiny. hes 5"2. He is a short king with alot of personality idc idc

‘Done my hair up real big Bianca Del Rio style’ 💕💕💕💕 Source: twitter

my forever otp……………

Did anyone else feel like this episode was extremely fast paced???