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What else am I to slay encroachers with?

WHY IS THE THIRD ONE ME BUT FOR FLOWERS AND PLANTS

I DIDN’T ASK TO BE CALLED OUT ON A WEDNESDAY

I still can’t believe I saw someone try and put fucking pine down for a bald cypress though, I wanted to throw hands. NOT EVEN IN THE SAME GENUS BRO.

@dolotonglo did you know I would see this or something ;-;

If you're a creator and you needed to hear this today:

You have no idea how many people lurk on your work. No idea how many times people go back to revisit your work. How big they smile when they simply think about your work. How fast their heart beats, how excited they get when they see that you posted something.

People are shy with their feedback. Sometimes it’s because they’re simply shy. Other times it’s because they assume you already know how great and talented you are. Could be both.

My point is, even if you barely have any likes or reblogs, don’t get discouraged. You have a lot of silent fans, but they are still your fans. Keep on creating. Because there is always someone out there who will love what you have made.

CHAPTER SEVEN IS HERE BABEYYYY

Me when my psychiatrist (who knows my diagnosises and history with my freaking godawful ADHD and other issues) fucking double booked herself (I assume) and cancelled my perfectly timed appointment the day of, and now I have to self medicate with fujkinf coffee so I don’t get a massive headache while I try to (and fail at) studying the day before an important college exam and a shift at work so I can ration my last pill for tomorrow:

Note:

This appointment was scheduled three months in advance. And now my mouth feels yucky :(

Absolutely.

Your marriage premium package? Revoked. Sorry sir. The cunt counter is closed for the next four years. Should’ve voted for Harris.

Here’s an idea: Instead of just not having sex with them, you could just divorce or breakup with them and realize you are worthy of being in a relationship with someone who not only values your life, but also who has enough brain matter to prepare for the future, and not just vote on party lines like a stupid bastard.

For those of you reading my Halloween fic of werewolf phoenix, here’s a treat;

Hope you like the sketch!

An example

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

WAIT! YOU FORGOT SOMETHING!

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CLOSE THE GATE OR ANIMALS WILL EAT THE CROPS!

( <= green bean

HE IS THE CHILD SUPPORT TF YOU MEAN.

HE WOULD PAY CHILD SUPPORT TO HIMSELF BECAUSE HE DOES ALL THE FUCKING WORK IN THIS HOUSE.

Get that better life for your kids, escape that abusive partner, seek amnesty from war in a different country, GET THAT BREAD, GO GET EM TIGER.

i LOVE illegal immigration ❤️

My grandfather loves photography, and he always said that the best skies and sunsets have character. They need clouds! And atmosphere! And mood!

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

Also, again, queer is still so much easier. I’m not obligated to sit down and explain that I’m panromantic Demisexual, because most people don’t fucking understand what those terms mean, and:

Hello to you too acephobia!

And don’t get me started on the “isn’t bisexuality and pansexuality the same thing?” Argument people sometimes start. Technically no, there are more than just two genders and pansexuality means you literally do not care about that. It doesn’t matter to you what they identify as or what’s in their pants, and for some Bisexuals that might actually matter to them, even if to most you meet it doesn’t.

Here’s the other thing:

I don’t feel like having those conversations in public.

When I had to try and explain that to my mom upon coming out, that was exhausting enough. A stranger or even some family aren’t entitled to my explanations of my existence. Sorry, that’s up to me to decide.

So yeah. Queer it is.

Everything is like “QUEER history” and “List of QUEER young adult books” or “Top 10 QUEER movies” and queer this and queer that and for the love of god please just say LGBT.

oh hell yes. Praying on this bastards downfall. Third impeachment speed run, anyone?

Project 2025 ain't gonna roll out all at once. So what we're gonna wanna do is make passing each individual part of it as difficult as possible, so there's less to undo once we finally get this country back on the rails.

Had the most embarrassing dream the other night.

For me and only me, specifically.

Had a dream where my brain conjured up some kind of cycad and it had a seed cone and my dorky ass went and poked it and said “that’s a big ass ovule cone!”

And I can’t stop thinking about it. Like yes I wasn’t wrong but goddamnit just call it a seed cone like a normal person you stupid plant nerd. (It’s fine I’m majoring in it)

Man was that cringe as fuck.

Oh these guys are hilarious I love them to bits

So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.

I don’t get it.

All I see is bunnie

FEELING GREAT

HOW WE FEELIN, FARMERS?!

Can I do that with my entire life? Just… reschedule and sleep this off…

Just gonna be extra leftist and extra queer for the next four years and hope I don’t get hate-crimed by some frat guy who doesn’t understand consent.

And if I do I’m gonna hope extra hard the media doesn’t cover it up by saying “but this would ruin his future! And it’s so very bright!”

Anything going on today lol

Going to go read through the comments on my fanfic to try and get post-election dopamine to make myself feel less like our planet is going to be functionally dead in the next ten years and industry will be super exploitative

Oh and there’s a gray heart emoji now so I can do this I guess 💜🖤🩶🤍

Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

Probably because management positions, while they give you power over people, further remove you from the craft, and usually when you go to work and enjoy it it’s because of the craft and isn’t consistently the people who make it enjoyable. They can, dgmw, but if I’m working as a potter I don’t want to run the studio because then I’m not on the potting wheel. If I’m a carpenter, I’m not going to want to want our sales like a hawk; I wanna be carving wood and making things people need.

Also, people can make shit out of boredom. It doesn’t need to be ambitious to exist.

THERE IS NO GREATER DOPAMINE HIT THEN PEOPLE COMMENTING PRAISES ON YOUR FIC I SWEAR I’M SO STUPID GIDDY WITH JOY

Antidepressants who? Comments praising my writing are all I need to cure my depression!

I’m writing an Ace attorney Nrmt fic where Phoenix gets turned into a Werewolf in the stupidest way possible

If you want to read it, Here:

I have news for you. You can do this more than once by reading it incognito and signed out as a guest.

the :) AO3 gives you after telling you you’ve already left kudos on a particular fic is my archenemy because what do you mean :) ? what do you mean I’ve already left kudos here? have you read my favorite author’s work? look me in the eyes and tell me one kudos is enough. I’d give them a thousand kudos and my kidney plus my firstborn. what do you mean I can only give them one kudos??????

Currently, my fucking notes app. I trust nothing else.

plz reblog for science

I have figured it out! Huzzah!

Me

I should clarify that it’s me because I see them everywhere and don’t have the slightest fucking clue what’s going on

pov you’re on tumblr for halloween:

Considering my irl name is already kind of oxymoronic at face value I could argue that I’m already there. (No you don’t get to know.)

if you were an ace attorney character what would your pun name be

Now I know you did not just call that “magenta” fucking MAROON.

Clearly, someone hasn’t heard of the MYCK color wheel!

Magenta has blue content which is why it ends up not looking like a brownish glistening turd, maroon DOES NOT HAVE BLUE CONTENT AS IT IS A TRUE RED!

colors