night at the museum is crazy because it’s like omg this monkey is slapping ben stiller! haha! this statue come to life is a bust so he can’t scratch his nose! and then it’s like. what does it mean to be alive? to have history, to know that history? to make an impact on the future? is there any truer purpose, any greater fulfillment than bringing joy to children? than helping them learn? are museums not the most noble, earnest creations, because they are monuments to our human dedication to knowledge and understanding? what matters is not the amount of time spent on earth, but the brilliance of that brief burst of life and love. we are all reaching out, connected, touching each other’s lives for forever into eternity. do not fear the darkness. rejoice at the inevitability of a shining tomorrow, even though you will not be there to see it. and then it’s like omg the monkey’s slapping ben stiller again! he peed on his shoes!
Against the Kitchen Floor - Will Wood
These photos were taken a few seconds apart.
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
Very interesting advancement note that I’m obviously not the first to comment on but
The wording is ‘rescue’ a Ghast from the Nether, and bring it ‘safely home’. Which has always been the idea of, are Ghasts from the Nether? Was the Nether always like this; and are they so miserable because they were forced to adapt to a ruined fiery hellscape? Well, now we know that presumably when young especially, they’re liable to dry out. That if they’re rescued from being dried, they thrive in a more earthly environment. That they grow up happy when doing so. I do think that Ghasts may be from the Nether, but not from the current Nether. A much colder one, maybe more like the Overworld, maybe not. Probably a cavernous fungal paradise if I had to guess. But now they live in a world that’s been ruined by something, and turned into the human embodiment of hell, forced to spit fire just to no longer be filled with it when they’d much rather eat snow to cool down. Is it any wonder they cry?
In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.
P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3
director: so we're trying to think of a scene to show how eggman updates his outfit after gaining weight, we were thinking stone could make it and-
Jim Carrey: I wanna rip his shirt off
Director:......what?
Jim: because he....needs more material....rips it right off his bod
Director: idk if Lee would be comfortabl-
Lee: I want him to rip my shirt off
Director: *sign* why are you two like this?
Lee & Jim: GIVE THE PEOPLE THE TOXIC OLD MAN YAOI THEY DESERVE!
coming across a post from a mutual who hasn't opted in yet
Absolutely captivated by biker Stone rn
Um guys am I going insane orrrr.
I wanted to attempt to paint this scene and researched the statue for a reference. Please tell me it’s the same. Omg it’s apparently the god Eros.
(Edit: ok after looking more into it, it is technically more Anteros WHO IS THE GOD OF REQUITED LOVE. )
AND "the rationale being that love must be answered if it is to prosper."