Peter: [from The Bathroom] Mr Stark I’m Out Of Toilet Paper!

Steve “I’m too old for this s**t” Rogers

I read something on Reddit a few days/weeks? ago where there’s this guy got a cat which he loves! And then he met and dated this vegan woman. He changed his lifestyle to vegan bec he’s okay with it but the gf doesn’t like his cat. So they only go to her place most of the time. Then the gf wanted to move in together but she wanted him to give away his cat bec his cat is not vegan and that’s just not “their” lifestyle.

He broke up with the gf and picked the cat. Good for him and his baby cat.

Random asshole: screw you and the horse you rode in on!

Geralt: *frothing at the mouth* leave roach out of this!

this blog is pro turn signal

Im still tryin to figure out how to draw them RIP me

Yes

Forget friends to lovers asking each other out, I wanna read about the stoic and reluctant father figure finally accepting that the kid he insists is not his kid is actually his kid and I want to see him nervously hold out adoption papers and wait for his maybe-kid's answer with evident anxiety.

Quill, about Parker: It’s destiny you named our son after me.

Tony: Our son?

(Steve in Wakanda: You mean OUR son)