Peter: [from the bathroom] Mr Stark I’m out of toilet paper!
Tony: That sounds like a ‘you’ problem, kid
Peter: Don’t underestimate my ability to makes this an ‘us’ problem!
Tony:
Tony: I’m on my way
Rhodey: Kid? I need you to rate your pain
Peter: [with a dislocated shoulder] Pi. Minimal but never ending
Rhodey: Tony what kind of fucked up hellhole did you find this kid in
Well, this might be overly simplified, but yes, we Stan!!!
Fuck that, okay let’s say this, I wish I had someone like that to guide and take care of me in a way that’s not super overwhelming. Iron man has insane power over Peter but the fondness is what makes their relationship amazing. And noooo, it’s not romantic or anything like that it’s the most parental type. Peter Parker started as a lonely teen like a lot of people, and an icon like Iron man, turning into this friendship/mentor/paternal figure is the best thing that happened. Anyways, booo, for Marvel killing off a god, now Spider-Man has to carry the the universe on his back. Also high hopes for Loki!!!! (P.s why does everyone I like die, in literally any material I consume)
Peter: Thanks for the new suit Mr Stark! You’re the best thing to ever happen to me!
Tony: I’m the best thing that ever happened to you?
Peter: Yep!
Tony: I’m not gonna lie kid I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you