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Hmm haven't slept all night, booked a hair appointment, fake IDs coming in the post and I've made 5 new work friends in 6 hours it must be the espresso i drank before

life is good again (ordered something online)

Wanda: Tell them about the birds and the bees.

Vision, to their children: They're disappearing at an alarming rate.

Bitches get anxious cos theyre like ugh i defo overshared with my therapist today THATS WHAT YOU PAY THEM FOR

its me, im bitches

Why does good omens season 2 feel like a fan fiction? Everyone gets together and there a woman In a coffee shop and one in a record shop and the couple that don’t know they like eachother yet are playing matchmaker..???

I hate when people who don't have periods say we're being over dramatic and stuff cos I just came downstairs to get some toast, lost my hearing and vision, collapsed on the floor, went really dizzy, couldnt drink or eat and felt like id been stbbed and set on fire :))