I’m Bitches - Blog Posts
Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
bitches be like “this is the best piece of literature i have ever read” and it’s either a book that took them six weeks to finish or a fanfic they read at 3 AM
bitches can never like a character a normal amount
they always have to devote themselves to the character or try to become the character
there is no inbetween
bitches be like "this is my comfort movie <3" and its a movie about a cosmic murderer clown and 7 traumatized weird kids
bitches be like "this is my comfort ship" and that ship is destiel.
Mic really did give a thumbdrive of his own radio show recordings to all might as a birthday present
Bitches be like girl dinner this girl dinner that y'all just have EDs
the most "don't judge a book by it's cover" bitches ever are the ones with a resting bitch face but act like such a sunshine and/or richie tozier
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it's me. I'm bitches.
caracalla and geta are for the bitches who wanted to fuck the riddler instead of batman
If you need therapy after, we got a whole plethora of AUs to make you feel better ❤️ I mean, it’s not real therapy but it’s as good as a substitute you can get here—
just finished amphibia season 1-- not funny. cried.
Bitches get anxious cos theyre like ugh i defo overshared with my therapist today THATS WHAT YOU PAY THEM FOR
its me, im bitches
Fighting inner demons to cut my hair short and look like a boy and date girls. Don't minde, seasonal feelings.
Bitches be like "I love Matt" but actually love Esther more.
It's me. I'm bitches.
bitches cannot focus on one creative project they always gotta have 9 different things going on at once