Dip-me-in-lava - I Dont Know What The Hell I’m Doing

I hope my followers don't expect anything of me, I'm only here to be insane.

the way arthur and john/yellow are constantly flip-flopping between "i hate you, i need you, go fuck yourself, I'm sorry, i love you, i can fix you, i can make you worse" 👀🥺

I am once again going to recommend posemuse.com @posemuse as a really really helpful site for drawing dynamic poses. I'm not even kidding when I say I feel like my art has majorly improved since I've discovered this site. Here are some really nice examples I've used in the past, and they're good for dnd characters, fighting, two people, group poses, etc.

Mercutio handing Benvolio knives for the better part of a song. (And that last bonus gif where he doesn’t give him the knife and Benvolio looks so annoyed.)

i love all of shakespeares gay little subplots. like yes bae give hamlet that line about kissing men. give him that close homoerotic relationship with horatio. give ophelia that bisexual girlboss energy. give mercutio that relationship with benvolio and then make him die tragically in his boyfriends arms. give macbeth that bi wife energy. give those three witches so much fucking gender

much ado about nothing it's still PEAK FICTION even after 400 years like Benedick and Beatrice can't stand each other so much that they can't even say "pass me the salt" without inserting some slander and then their friends one day wake up and think "what if we pair Benedick and Beatrice up, for fun, just to kill time" and so they make Benedick believe he is accidentally overhearing their conversation and it's all about how Beatrice secretly loves Benedick so much that she spends her nights crying screaming shitting throwing up and they think it may kill her so Benedick straight up say "so they're serious. Well, her love? It's required. Now I am gonna get a portrait of her".

How do you guys even DARE to say that you hate classics bc they're boring when Shakespearen plays walked so that modern romcoms could run

gender is a performance and im getting heckled by those old gay muppets

i know that hamlet is a four hundred year old play and has been studied by countless brilliant scholars.. but truly no one understands him like me and the tumblr girlies

Consider: live action adaption of Malevolent where Doug Jones plays the King in Yellow, and whoever plays Arthur Lester has to mimic The Hand Thing with his left hand when John talks.