You Show Up To Your Gf’s Place With Roses. I Show Up With My Doublet All Unbraced, No Hat Upon My Head,

You show up to your gf’s place with roses. I show up with my doublet all unbraced, no hat upon my head, my stockings foul'd (pissed myself) ungarter'd, and down-gyved to my ankle, pale as my shirt, my knees knocking each other, and with a look so piteous in purport as if I had been loosed out of hell to speak of horrors.

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2 years ago

Imbue your art with magic and intention 💖🌌🌈

Imbue Your Art With Magic And Intention 💖🌌🌈
2 months ago

★ Discipline Made Beautiful

★ Discipline Made Beautiful

Discipline and consistency are often seen as heavy or restrictive, but they are the foundation of any goal. By reframing these practices as empowering and beautiful, they stop feeling like sacrifices and start feeling like acts of self-respect. The key to achieving your dreams is aligning your daily actions with the life you envision.

So, I have a list of actionable ways to embrace discipline and consistency in your life!

★ Discipline Made Beautiful

⋆ Reframe Discipline as Self-Care Instead of viewing discipline as deprivation, see it as an act of love toward yourself. Showing up for your goals—whether it’s working out, studying, or creating—fosters self-respect and builds confidence.

Example: Choosing to eat foods that nourish your body isn’t about restriction but about creating a body you feel confident and strong in. The same idea applied here.

⋆ Build a Lifestyle That Reflects Your Goals Align your habits and routines with the person you want to become. When you act in ways that reflect your goals, you start believing in the possibility of achieving them.

Example: Slow, intentional mornings with a cup of tea and a moment for gratitude can make success feel attainable and normalize a higher standard of living.

⋆ Normalize Small Wins Create small, intentional experiences that reflect the life you want. These moments help you feel successful and keep you motivated to stay consistent.

Example: Rewarding yourself with a favourite skincare product or a relaxing bath after sticking to your routine reinforces positive feelings about your journey.

⋆ Fall in Love with the Process Not every part of building the life you want will feel exciting, but you can find joy in knowing these actions contribute to something greater. Consistency becomes easier when you view it as part of your identity.

Example: Journaling may not feel thrilling every day, but it’s a ritual that connects you to your goals and fosters clarity.

⋆ Practice Gratitude for the Journey Appreciate how far you’ve come and recognize that every small step matters. Gratitude helps you shift your mindset from focusing on what’s lacking to seeing the beauty in the progress you’ve made.

Example: Look back on a previous version of yourself and celebrate the growth that discipline and consistency have brought into your life.

★ Discipline Made Beautiful

When you align your actions with the life you desire, success stops feeling distant and starts feeling inevitable.

Celebrate your progress and trust in the journey—you are building something beautiful.

Wishing you all the best,

★ Discipline Made Beautiful
4 weeks ago
It Has Occurred To Me That I Can Subject My Like 5 Followers To My Crochet Projects :D
It Has Occurred To Me That I Can Subject My Like 5 Followers To My Crochet Projects :D

It has occurred to me that I can subject my like 5 followers to my crochet projects :D

Making the Fossil Frenzy Cowl by Hunt Hand Knits. This is the crochet version. Very time consuming due to the level of detail but super easy to follow the pattern! On row 30 of 75 in the main section

3 years ago
The Suffering Never Ends
The Suffering Never Ends
The Suffering Never Ends
The Suffering Never Ends
The Suffering Never Ends

the suffering never ends

3 years ago
The Hunger Games, Actual Teen Style!

The Hunger Games, Actual Teen style!

On the left, 15-year-old Josh Hutcherson.

On the right, 16-year-old Jennifer Lawrence.

Think how much creepier it would be to see them killing other kids when they look so squishy-cheeked and little.

3 months ago

what simons playlist would look like

I just know hes a spotify premium king { i would make it a playlist if it didnt link to my irl account LOLZ } you also can't tell me that every song added isn't a banger

What Simons Playlist Would Look Like

his normal rotation

you can guarantee hes at least going to play of these songs everyday. whether its getting ready in the morning with you, or when hes doing his routine work out. he loves these ones with all his heart.

for the love of god - steve vai get some o'deez - snot r.o.m.p. - tomorrows bad seeds devils door - slightly stoopid i don't like me anymore - nofx princess - failure savory - jawbox third eye - tool coming right along - the posies its gonna kill me - filter wait - earshot brodels - 311 buried myself alive - the used creep - stone temple pilots

when hes thinking of you

simon when hes emotional is always a simon with a straight and blank face. his heart aches thinking of you back home while hes away on deployment. the sound of it can be heard coming from his headphones when he gets too close to anyone else.

why i like the robins - hum the background - third eye blind wish you were here - incubus orgasm of death - the growlers reckoner - radiohead lovesong - the cure pet - a perfect circle look at you - screaming trees sometimes - my bloody valentine incinerate - sonic youth her - the american dawn

when hes feeling himself on a whole new level

hes finally been home from deployment long enough for you to not feel guilty about going out with your friends. this is what's hes playing when hes cleaning up and doing the normal chores you would. and inevitably listening to them in the car while he has to come pick you up because of a few too many drinks you may or may not of had.

still a g thang - snoop dogg dry spell - pepper survival of the fittest - mobb deep c.r.e.a.m. - wu tang clan drift away - the expendables fastlane - king geedorah eye for an eye - mobb deep get a hold - a tribe called quest payback - flaw

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2 years ago

rank the kids from "would destroy the batmobile in less than 10 minutes if left alone" to "Bruce wouldn't notice for 2 weeks if you took it for a joyride"

Canonically can't drive – Cassandra

Can drive but can't operate the controls – Duke

He's 3 feet tall, that's a fender bender waiting to happen – Damian

Promptly returned it because he felt bad – Cullen

She's 13 – Carrie

Failed her driving test so many times the DMV just gave her a license so she'd stop bothering them – Stephanie

Tried to pull a quick one as an only child so as punishment he's no longer an only child – Dick

Could pilot it remotely while borrowing her neighbor's WiFi – Barbara

Made it halfway to Central City before getting a ticket – Harper

Slowly stole the parts and reassembled it somewhere else, waiting for the opportunity to pull up next to Bruce with his second secret Batmobile – Jason

Leaves it where it normally is but gaslights Bruce into thinking it's gone – Tim

2 years ago

Ok so when YOU put on skits for your family, your parents think you’re cute and show you “love” and “affection.” But when I do it, it’s all “what means this play?” and “u have to go to england for committing treason”

2 months ago
I Just Found This And Thought This Was Cool! Please Don't Ask Where I Found This At This Time Because

I just found this and thought this was cool! Please don't ask where I found this at this time because I don't want it to be pulled down and people lose access to it on the internet forever. In case that happens, I'm posting this here for all the Prince of Egypt fans! Enjoy!

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