I love to use my disability “as an excuse.” Fuck yeah my disability is an excuse. It’s the most valid excuse I have. I’m not helping you lift that box/etc because my disability would make it fucking painful. Not wanting to be in pain is a good enough reason. I’m not going to put myself in pain to comfort your sensibilities.
Yes I’m using my disability as an excuse because I refuse to hurt myself for you. If you’re mad about it you can cry! ❤️
Just a quick ATSV meme for y'all
he/it but in the 'default gender for any animal' kind of way
Cute partner nicknames
The One
gay sex
Manhattan project
disease
Do you think they realize how much cooler that makes it sound?
Like. I'm not even an apotheosis type of guy. But you do know that makes it sound so much cooler right?
BOOB FACTS
Lopsided boobs are completely natural! in other words the left boob isn't always the same size as the right boob, this is completely normal and you are beautiful
that's actually the only boob fact I have so far I'm trans sorry I'm new to this
who's a pretty bird
reposting from Pinterest
it’s so fricken windy that Jesus got fully picked up blown across the yard
*teleports in your home then teleports out*