Hi :D The blog I use as a main blog is @sobbingdistantnoises, send non band related asks there? <3-This blog is (mostly) purely for metal+punk bands I like and (mostly) purely for stuff I cut from a larger source myself: correct quotes, gifs, edits, clips, obsureish facts, the occasional other thing. I do my best to always include sources :) -I do not post here as much anymore, but I do still listen to almost exclusively metal+punk, so maybe eventually I shall make my proper return -<3
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Interviewer: Do you think you should have any changes [to the line up] or what?
Cliff: I think everyone should be sacked.
Source (11:50)
Band themed Valentine's Day cards (1)
Created February 11th, 12th, and 13th, 2022
I will 100% be doing more of these; the lack of variety of the people in what I have so far disappoints me, and I still have a couple lines extra to finish. This is only really being posted now because I want to post this before Valentines Day is over in the UK, lol
The line "Are you ready to ride the lightning?" is credited to anonymous
Please credit me if used somewhere public, but feel free to send it to friends or anything like that as long as you don't claim you made it <3
"Are you ready to Ride the Lightning?" With a picture of James Hetfield.
Thanks, it'll be done! <3
UM HI, very sorry to interrupt your casual scrolling, but I am in need of band pickup lines. It does not matter how bad they are, they're great
Currently on a quest to make metal band themed Valentine's Day cards because I adore how stupid they are, any band is fine
You'll be credited with the line in the info I put under my edits (on the actual text on the post, not in the tags or on the actual image)
Will tag you in the replies of the post if you're interested in seeing how it came out :)
Note from the future: This is always open, I'll be happy to make more cards, lol. I know you're hesitating, person who's reading it. Do it. I promise, it's okay, you're not bothering anyone. It's a good thing. Do it.
Interviewer: Cliff, is there anything you want to say to the Cleveland public without swearing?
Cliff: That’s pretty tough.
Source (22:40)
Cliff: I swore a few times. Guess I wasn’t supposed to do that.
Source (1:15)
Cliff with a flower crown
Created February 10, 2022
Happy birthday, Cliff, and thank you for what you've done for Metallica, bass, metal, and music in general. You'll always be missed.
Please credit me if used somewhere public or something, um hi 🔪
Dave: A lot of the bands are in just to get laid, and you know, that's...
Jeff: And that's what they are gonna get, just get laid.
Dave: They'll get the last three letters of it too.
Source (10:14)
Dave: We pee on 'em.
Source (2:13)
(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts
On Iron Maiden's "World Slavery" tour, they got through 7778 hotel rooms, 6392 guitar strings, 3670 drum sticks, 3008 guitar picks, ~30000 soft drinks, ~50000 cans of beer, and ~6000 pints of milk.
Source (0:32)
Children of Bodom loves you :D
Source (4:51)
How similar is your music taste to Cliff Burton?
Source 1, Source 2, Source 3, Source 4, Source 5, Source 6
Bruce: We used to all walk around and sacrifice a couple of goats first, you know, the usual thing.
Source (6:38)
Bruce: Never strike a woman! ...Are you a woman?
Source (13:36)
(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts
Bruce Dickinson once bought a suit of armor at a gas station in Miami.
Source (2:51)
Bruce: If you had six eyes, it was okay, but unless you were a six eyed monster from the planet of Klooth, it was not a lot of good.
Source (1:29)
Bruce: *points to Dave* This is Dave Murray.
Dave: *points to Bruce* This is Bruce Dickinson.
Bruce: *points to himself* This is me.
Interviewer: And I'm Erika, hello.
Bruce: *points to Erika* This is Erika.
Bruce: *points to Erika's ear* This is Erika's earring. *smiles*
Source (11:37)
Dave and Bruce start a cult
Source (6:43)
The multiple times I've turned people's hair pink
Created June 9, June 14, June 27, September 3, September 5, and December 25, 2021
Please credit me if used in public, we wouldn't want your hair to mysteriously turn pink too :)
(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts
Judas Priest once bought a motorcycle for 1 dollar.
Source (1:27)
(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts
Cliff Burton never learned how to swim.
Source (8:31)
(Hopefully) Obscure Band Facts
One of the things that made Dave Mustaine not be a satanist was that he heard that he had to have sex with a satanic priest in order to be one.
Source (5:08)
Gifs from Exodus' 1988 London, England concert
Source (00:30, 59:36, 1:03:24, 1:03:31, 1:04:02, 1:05:00)
Rob: Do you know where your children are? They're all burning on turbo power!
Source (1:16)
Connie (Cliff's sister): Cliff...entirely failed.
Source (7:54)
Bruce: Okay, let's talk about life insurance.
Source (4:42)
James: Oh my god, James slammed a door, and now he's weeping in the corner in the fetal position.
Source (3:46)
Rob: Stop on the red, cross on the green, never take a ride in a stranger's machine.
Source (1:00)