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how many boobs am i allowed to give before it explodes

Do you guys remember this, literally what was it for? it feels like a fever dream because there’s no explanation

Thursday the 2

The building of rage

My favorite part of fiddler on the roof was when he said "it's fiddlin' time" and fiddled all over those guys

as always l The Oatmeal l ⬇txt-edited

Had a dream that Taylor Swift announced she was doing a "pronoun reveal" and all the annoying swifties were losing their shit for weeks and saying "I told you so" and then Taylor just tweeted "she/her"

Mr. Krabs sold the Krusty Krab to make NFTs.

I had an idea last night for a character in a comic/graphic novel who for no reason has obnoxiously huge speech bubbles to the point of everyone else noticing and getting visibly annoyed/worried whenever they’re about to speak. The panel has to expand just to read what they’re saying.

Uh oh.

Eddie Thawne in 9x13 "A New World Part 4"

I was a waitress at an IHOP and Jensen Ackles got seated at my table. I didn't give him a straw because I recalled that he said there's no way to drink from a straw in a manly way. He thought I was weird. I think he knew somehow.

JASON X (2001) dir. James Isaac

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

If the Flying Dutchman is a furry, then his fursona is a wolf because of the episode when he was doing his 'howling', he was clearly trying to imitate a wolf 🤷‍♂️

That... actually makes sense...

🏳️‍🌈, 😺, 😭 for the flying dutchman

🏳️‍🌈 A sexuality headcanon

I think the Flying Dutchman is gay.

😺 An animal related headcanon

He used to have a dog..

He might also be a furry, too, I don't know 🤷

😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them.

The worst thing that happened to him is either when his dog died or when his entire crew turned him like he was Julius Caesar and threw him overboard... that's why he haunts Bikini Bottom.

Metaruu’s Headcanon Ask Game

Send in a character or characters and an icon and I’ll give you…

🏳️‍🌈 A sexuality headcanon

🏳️‍⚧️ A gender headcanon

😇 A headcanon about their religion/lack thereof

🧸 A headcanon about their childhood

👻 A headcanon about what scares them

🎶 A headcanon about music

👽 A headcanon about a weird quirk of there

💤 A headcanon about their sleep

🦾 A disability headcanon

💝 A headcanon about their love language

🫂 A friendship headcanon

💔 An angsty headcanon

🪢 A headcanon about their family

📓 A headcanon about their hobbies

👗 A headcanon about their clothes

🔪 A headcanon relating to fighting/violence

🌟 A headcanon about their desires/wishes

🥇 A headcanon about what they’re best at

🍫 A headcanon about food

🎭 A headcanon about what they lie about

❤️‍🔥 A romantic headcanon

💄 An appearance headcanon

🖕 A headcanon relating to anger

😺 An animal related headcanon

😬 A headcanon about the worst thing they’ve done

😭 A headcanon about the worst thing that happened to them.

😶 A random headcanon!