distantsword - they stole my schmunguss
they stole my schmunguss

Poop. she/her

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1 year ago

I'm reblogging this because someone reblogged this and then blocked op... I don't know why, but that's what four people did.

Just Some Morriana Because I Love Them

just some Morriana because I love them

1 year ago

are you danny devito?

I wish I was Danny DeVito, then I'd be a god


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1 year ago

pacific ocean

literally RIGHT next to Hawaii

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

1 year ago

Can you put Mr. Krabs in the plinko?

Can You Put Mr. Krabs In The Plinko?

~🤡🧙‍♂️

1 year ago

If anyone’s wondering what’s going on in the uk right now, a guy just escaped from a high security prison by DRESSING UP AS A KITCHEN CHEF AND CLINGING TO THE BOTTOM OF A FOOD VAN LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A GOD DAMN KIDS FILM AND THEY STILL HAVENT FOUND HIM AFTER OVER 24 HOURS…

1 year ago
News Is Looking Pretty Good Lately

news is looking pretty good lately

1 year ago

greetings my fellow Americans (and others)

a high res image of a gummi krabby patty on a white background. It's a gummy candy with two yellow outside bun pieces, a green "lettuce" piece, and a pink "meat" piece
an image of two gummi krabby patties next to each other, one inside its SpongeBob themed packaging and the other unpackaged
1 year ago

Happy Out Of Touch Thursday

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