You Dinotopia Bitches Need To Get Better At Recruitment Because Why Did Literally No One Tell Me Dinotopia

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Luc Besson is directing a new Dracula adaptation? Where have I heard that name before???

Oh, what the fuck

And then from the same article:

Absolute creep. I'm not touching anything he does.

I searched the entire Internet for ideas of Stella's demonic form... I only like the naked skull of a bird, I didn't want to draw lots and lots of eyes like vivzipop, because I was already tired of seeing it in every character.

Happy(?) Gold Morning! Here's the 'thing' I mentioned I was working on a few weeks back: a map of all canon endbringer attacks plus 25 ones I made up to fill gaps in the timeline. I love rolling dice to decide the fates of hundreds of millions of fictionalized people!

Making this map really showed the gaps in the distribution of attacks. Europe is massively overrepresented, as is the US East Coast, but South and Central America, and especially Africa, are pretty massively underrepresented. I'm sure there's probably a kinda-sorta explanation you can spin about the endbringers only attacking places Eidolon is likely to defend, or the Simurgh attacking places that are more geopolitically influential, but that rings hollow to me.

In order to do this I had to make a massive spreadsheet of all the known canon attacks, then figure out how many attacks realistically fit in the gaps (mostly in the 2004-2009 years), then come up with 'realistic' casualty estimates (which are probably way too high but I wanted this to be bleak, I guess). probably 10-15 hours just spreadsheeting. Anyway,I think I've rambled enough. Enjoy(?)

much love. but i do not ever need to hear real life animatronics compared to fnaf in any capacity. scott cawthon is just some republican and he did not invent the concept of animatronics

Like yeah I get it celebrity drama is blehhhh but everyone aside from Dream didn't want this shit. This is an insane dude blabbering on the internet dragging innocents into the shitstorm that is his fans and influence.

I kinda hate how on YouTube people seems to not give a shit about the truth of what's happening, calling this "drama" a "nothing-burger" or "a stupid/inmature situation", saying ignorant shit like "Tommy should've resolved this privately" "everyone in this drama are doing it for clout" "Tommy is obsessed with Dream" "Tommy is exagerating" like... bruh I can't I swear to god

It feels like no one aside from Tumblr ex DSMP fans actually care about the damage that Dream did not only to his friends but in general too

As a robot enthusiast I am compelled to say this:

A true machine with ticking gears, pumping pistons, and a nuclear engine roaring with radioactive heat >>>>> flying human women in shiny skin suits

as a lesbian and a robotfucker i would like to give my two cents on the busty robots from the nuclear retrofuture video games. no notes on assaultrons because they are perfect

Fucking- THIS! So disappointed when I learned that they stripped so much of her important character traits from her. Absolutely vile what they've done to this book

The Electric State made my blood boil for a lot of reasons, but chief among them was the straightwashing of the main character. In the Simon Stålenhag book, Michelle's first love is Amanda, who she meets at wilderness camp. Amanda's father is an abusive priest, and she ultimately rejects Michelle after what is implied to be conversion therapy. Michelle's queerness, in other words, is inextricable from the shrug she gives the United States as it slowly dies by consumerism. In the film, the country isn't dying (and slowly, horribly transforming into something else), it just needs less screen time. Nothing a rousing battle scene can't fix! Amanda is entirely absent, but hey, at least we're getting headlines like this!