THE SIGNS DOING AN ASSIGNMENT THAT'S DUE THE NEXT DAY

Aries: Screaming, throwing books everywhere, ingesting inhuman amounts of coffee, slamming doors, ripping papers, tossing their phone in the toilet.

Taurus: Can't start until they're had a snack, nap, shower, break, and then they sit down. And they don't stand up until they are done.

Gemini: Hysterical laughter, is in denial, writes the most epic bullshit ever, has a meltdown at 3 am, suffers from loss of identity and motivation.

Cancer: Intense crying on their laptop keyboard, the laptop malfunction, electrocutes them, and all of their work has been erased off the face of the work. Turns in doctor's note.

Leo: Lies to themselves, says they have plenty of time. Says they'll start at 7, and when they check the time, its 7:03. Now they have to wait until 8. Damn it.

Virgo: Begins writing a bunch of drafts, is never satisfied, pulls an all-nighter, has three panic attacks, but turns in a pretty decent assignment.

Libra: Instead of starting, does elaborate research on how to fake sick, comes up with a million excuses, and practices executing them in the mirror.

Scorpio: Hates themselves extensively, cries through half of the paper, uses caps locks aggressively, blogs about how much they hate themselves and their life.

Sagittarius: Cannot seem to start, calls all of their friends and ends up paying someone to do the assignment for them. Plan flops miserably, skips school.

Capricorn: Loathes themselves, cries in the shower, then gets down to business. Thinks they'll fail, gets an A. We hate them.

Aquarius: Actually performs best under pressure. Has a game plan, perfectly executes it, goes to sleep at 1:30 a.m. Can't sleep because they're too wired.

Pisces: Has three months to do the assignment, spends the day before coming up with excuses why they shouldn't do it, skips school.

The Zodiac Stages of Life

Aries - Newborn

Taurus - Toddler

Gemini - Preschooler

Cancer - Child

Leo - Teenager

Virgo - Student / Young adult / Isolation

Libra - Partner / Young adult - Intimacy

Scorpio - Lover / Young adult - Isolation & Intimacy

Sagittarius - Adult

Capricorn - Maturity

Aquarius - Retirement

Pisces - Old

More Zodiac Here

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doraog

10 years ago

by gres18 Courage the Cowardly Dog

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doraog

10 years ago

After I stood standing there in aw, my mind trying to comprehend what she had said. Finally, it had dawned on me and I wanted to break down into tears and turned to ask for confirmation because I refused to believe. To believe that this had happened, and that I was now one of them.... but she was gone. No way to back out of it now. No way to refuse to believe. I am one of them. The one that whispered to me was now in a far different world than me; my friend was now in a far different world than me. And the reason I couldn't believe was because there wasn't a hint of shaking in her voice, nor a tear in her eye. Just pure calmness. She had told me before, a long time ago, that she had a special power, and now I know what that power was. I died. And she understood that I did not know. Just by looking at my face while I stood in shock at all of the people and animals that had long since past, an ability that I had never had before. She understood that and is why she whispered softly. However with that she also knew that I would no longer be in pain, nor shall I suffer, for now I was truly free and with that last realization everything began to glow with warmth. I was floating, rising upwards to a wonderful place. There was a bit of sadness in my heart for leaving everything behind, but thanks to her; thanks to my friend I could go in peace. To a much better place and wait for the day that we shall meet again in peace and harmony... .

thought I would try it. this is what I came up with ignore any typos or errors please.

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doraog

2 weeks ago

I want my funeral to have a merch table. Lil badge pins with a text saying "weird uncle funeral" or some shit, wristbands and all. Black t-shirts with a print of my tombstone text on it in white gothy typeface. On the back of the shirt is a portrait of me as a crudely drawn skeleton, burning in hell.

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doraog

9 years ago

Beautiful