Doraog - Things I Like

reblog

I MADE ANOTHER ONE WHY DID I MAKE ANOTHER ONE

based off of

TiL (click to go to the thread, which probably has more interesting tidbits I missed).

Bonus:

All of my pocket creatures in one place.

Horoscope - Feb 6 2016

Aries Horoscope

(Mar 21 – Apr 19)

The anticipation of attempting a daring feat today wires your nervous system, even if others think you’re the epitome of stability. You may feel the urge to be wild and crazy since your impulsive reactions are so compelling now. Nevertheless, you can’t act on every whim without ruffling a few feathers. Maintaining a sense of decorum compensates for your current unconventionality. Exhibiting an outer posture of reliability enables you to continue chasing your dreams in the privacy of your imagination.

Taurus Horoscope

(Apr 20 – May 20)

You start the day with rather simple goals in mind but complications develop as you capriciously follow an irrepressible craving, oblivious to what others think. You don’t want satisfaction to be delayed now while unpredictable Uranus excites delicious Venus. But be careful not to destabilize anything that has enduring importance on your rush toward temporary gratification. Momentary distractions can be thrilling today, but keeping them in proper perspective prevents your pleasure quest from interfering with your long-term happiness.

Gemini Horoscope

(May 21 – Jun 20)

It appears as if everyone wants to have fun today and you certainly don’t want to be left out of the action. You might think you can get away with a clever scheme in your search for the next thrill, but you could be surprised how quickly your mistakes catch up with you now. Attend to your unavoidable responsibilities first thing so you will be free to explore your options for entertainment later on. Acting like an adult suits you best.

Cancer Horoscope

(Jun 21 – Jul 22)

Your commitments may seem overwhelming today, but you can still find a graceful way to avoid too much drudgery. Your evasive behavior isn’t necessarily an act of irresponsibility now, especially if you’re setting your own personal boundaries. Fortunately, you aren’t required to take on other people’s worries just because they expect you to do so. Ironically, saying no to someone else might be the healthiest expression of self-love.

Leo Horoscope

(Jul 23 – Aug 22)

You can’t help but grow more frustrated while thinking about how much fun you could have now if you ditched your current obligations and declared yourself free from responsibility. However, nearly anything you do today has immediate repercussions. It’s in your best interest to think about the consequences of your actions before having to deal with a crisis of your own creation. Happily, there is no reason you can’t enjoy yourself if you play within the rules.

Virgo Horoscope

(Aug 23 – Sep 22)

This might just be your lucky day if serious issues in your love life need to be dragged out into the open. No matter how you may feel in the moment, express your desires in a rational way that demonstrates your compassionate spirit rather than a selfish attitude. Sparks could fly today, but everything should work out fine as long as you speak from the heart and maintain your integrity. Happy relationships require honesty, kindness and respect.

Libra Horoscope

(Sep 23 – Oct 22)

Your unconventional desires can land you in unexpected trouble now, but a bit of self-awareness helps you slide through the day without too much drama. However, sidestepping an emotional scene proves tricky because unforeseen circumstances might sneak up on you. Your attractions may fluctuate wildly before you fully understand what’s going on while your key planet Venus squares rebellious Uranus. It’s healthy to experience extreme feelings today, as long as you avoid acting on any one of them as if it is the ultimate truth.

Scorpio Horoscope

(Oct 23 – Nov 21)

Maintaining your concentration on chores is challenging today because enticing social circumstances are very distracting to your train of thought. You are tempted to drop everything in the pursuit of pleasure, but previous commitments stop you from cutting loose as much as you wish. There’s no need to stress about the fun you might be missing now, since there will be chances for more frivolity soon enough. Instead, whistle while you work while secretly planning your sweet escape.

Sagittarius Horoscope

(Nov 22 – Dec 21)

You seem to have both of your feet planted firmly on the ground today, but your wild imagination may be soaring with the eagles. Paradoxically, concentrating on the present moment empowers you to let go and follow a stream of consciousness while still maintaining a solid connection with reality. Even if your work is a bit sloppy now, strive to be as original as possible. Creativity is the key ingredient to your success.

Capricorn Horoscope

(Dec 22 – Jan 19)

You can’t resist your heart’s desire today while urgent Uranus squares captivating Venus in your sign. Although logical analysis leads you to the right answers, it isn’t sufficient to keep you on track now. Taking the high road by transforming your physical needs into compassionate action is certainly admirable. Self-restraint and an altruistic attitude can guide you along a spiritual path, but keep in mind that you are human. Honoring your current eccentricity is also an important part of your journey toward emotional satisfaction.

Aquarius Horoscope

(Jan 20 – Feb 18)

You might be a true believer of synchronicity today, convinced that pursuing a sudden attraction will bring you lasting happiness. Romantic Venus squares radical Uranus, encouraging you to risk more on your quest for emotional fulfillment and physical satisfaction than logic suggests is wise. Nevertheless, reckless behavior only leads to temporal pleasure. Sacrificing a little excitement now promises the security of long-term stability.

Pisces Horoscope

(Feb 19 – Mar 20)

Your mind is totally free to go anywhere while your imagination continues to play out one possible scenario after another. But it’s not socially acceptable to express every thought today. Nevertheless, it is up to you to find the courage to bring your vision into full sight. Fortunately, you don’t have to tell anyone about your fantasies now, nor do you need to immediately act them out. Simply revel in the fact that you are the writer, the director and the star of your own movie. Dream, baby, dream.

Source : Rick Levine

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?

Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

Dad: Fuck the government.

Dad: Fuck the school board.

Dad: Close the door.

Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

Dad: I love puns.

Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

Dad: Please shut up.

Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

Dad: They act like I care what they think.

Dad: I hate homework.

Dad: I have decided to become a politician.

Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

"Don't yell at me.... That's totally one of my turn-ons"

Deadpool. Isn’t. A. Hetero.

have no idea why, just do

Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

Do you're best

Ok, so I decided that I’ll come out of the closet to my grandparents in summer 2015.

If you think being transgender is all fine reblog this.

I will write down every single one’s url’s to a book who reblogs this till 29.6.2015 and I’ll show it to my grandparents to prove that being transgender isn’t really that bad thing. 

Thought they’ve never accepted me as I am but I can still try.