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The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.

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Enjoy this fun little game while we anxiously await the arrival of the royal baby #2!

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

I want my funeral to have a merch table. Lil badge pins with a text saying "weird uncle funeral" or some shit, wristbands and all. Black t-shirts with a print of my tombstone text on it in white gothy typeface. On the back of the shirt is a portrait of me as a crudely drawn skeleton, burning in hell.

🍔 laios finds an epic loot drop in the dungeon ?! 🍟

I believe this movie is Once Upon A Time or something

Aaawwwww don't think that! I'm sure there's someone out there fir you even if you yourself don't realize it. And a spiderman themed wedding is awesome so you shouldn't give that up either

Eugh something that’s been on my mind since it happened…

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Me: My favorite character is dead…

Friend: I understand how you feel.

Me: