Doraog - Things I Like

Same! I love all of these. Except for sponge Bob I didn't really like that one

Shout-out to childhood…

You were the greats. We miss you.

THE SIGNS DOING AN ASSIGNMENT THAT'S DUE THE NEXT DAY

Aries: Screaming, throwing books everywhere, ingesting inhuman amounts of coffee, slamming doors, ripping papers, tossing their phone in the toilet.

Taurus: Can't start until they're had a snack, nap, shower, break, and then they sit down. And they don't stand up until they are done.

Gemini: Hysterical laughter, is in denial, writes the most epic bullshit ever, has a meltdown at 3 am, suffers from loss of identity and motivation.

Cancer: Intense crying on their laptop keyboard, the laptop malfunction, electrocutes them, and all of their work has been erased off the face of the work. Turns in doctor's note.

Leo: Lies to themselves, says they have plenty of time. Says they'll start at 7, and when they check the time, its 7:03. Now they have to wait until 8. Damn it.

Virgo: Begins writing a bunch of drafts, is never satisfied, pulls an all-nighter, has three panic attacks, but turns in a pretty decent assignment.

Libra: Instead of starting, does elaborate research on how to fake sick, comes up with a million excuses, and practices executing them in the mirror.

Scorpio: Hates themselves extensively, cries through half of the paper, uses caps locks aggressively, blogs about how much they hate themselves and their life.

Sagittarius: Cannot seem to start, calls all of their friends and ends up paying someone to do the assignment for them. Plan flops miserably, skips school.

Capricorn: Loathes themselves, cries in the shower, then gets down to business. Thinks they'll fail, gets an A. We hate them.

Aquarius: Actually performs best under pressure. Has a game plan, perfectly executes it, goes to sleep at 1:30 a.m. Can't sleep because they're too wired.

Pisces: Has three months to do the assignment, spends the day before coming up with excuses why they shouldn't do it, skips school.

yes very important to everyone. Mostly me tho

am i even important?

me? myself?

myblog? my dark?

am i even important

The Zodiac Stages of Life

Aries - Newborn

Taurus - Toddler

Gemini - Preschooler

Cancer - Child

Leo - Teenager

Virgo - Student / Young adult / Isolation

Libra - Partner / Young adult - Intimacy

Scorpio - Lover / Young adult - Isolation & Intimacy

Sagittarius - Adult

Capricorn - Maturity

Aquarius - Retirement

Pisces - Old

More Zodiac Here

skully was my favorite. Like I'd watch it just to see him being "Fabulous!"

i hauve a cold

1 and 2 and 3

Neko Yato

-Noragami

this is cool. And they're stupid but funny

I want my funeral to have a merch table. Lil badge pins with a text saying "weird uncle funeral" or some shit, wristbands and all. Black t-shirts with a print of my tombstone text on it in white gothy typeface. On the back of the shirt is a portrait of me as a crudely drawn skeleton, burning in hell.