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reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

But here's the stomper

skully was my favorite. Like I'd watch it just to see him being "Fabulous!"

You like me but not enough to give me thousands and thousands of fucking dollars

Me: My favorite character is dead…

Friend: I understand how you feel.

Me:

Like it so much that an alien invasion happens just for our fruit snacks

astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.

balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.

fruit snacks are missing.

multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.

physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.

conclusions: ???????

"I felt that most children I knew would be more interested in hearing how a plant killed, how long it would take you to die if you are it and how GRUESOME AND PAINFUL THE DEATH MIGHT BE." The best sentence I have ever read

The Poison Garden

Established in 2005 by the Duchess of Northumberland. The garden contains over 100 deadly and hallucinogenic plants. 

’I wondered why so many gardens around the world focused on the healing power of plants rather than their ability to kill… I felt that most children I knew would be more interested in hearing how a plant killed, how long it would take you to die if you ate it and how gruesome and painful the death might be.’

-The Duchess of Northumberland 

plush cat sewing himself back together 🪡

I thought I wad the only one that said my child even though they're older and stuff

favorite character: *is taller, bigger, stronger and older than me* me: my sweet summer child, i must protect you at all costs, my son, you can count on me kiddo, i’ll never let you down, i’ll love you unconditionally

Is it even possible to be "half virgin"?

Kris Jenner is the real life version of Regina George’s mom