Dorkafuckinglicious - Bong

Beware!

Odysseus: Penelope I am not the same person you fell in love with, I have done terrible things to get home. I understand if you can’t accept the monstrous things I have done-

Penelope: cool, could you please move this wedding bed

Odysseus: what, no!

Penelope: that’s my husband

Odysseus: Penelope I have killed so many

Penelope: I don’t give a shit

Odysseus: I sacrificed my crew-

Penelope: And I would’ve done the same

Odysseus: I am covered in the blood of the suitors

Penelope: and you look fantastic

Odysseus: I TORTURED A GOD ON HIS OWN WEAPON

Penelope: and that was incredibly sexy of you

I’m thinking about TommyInnit and Flowers.

A lot of people think that he hated flowers. This is incorrect. He, for whatever reason, felt the need to put up a masculine persona and pretend to hate them. This is shown when Ranboo, a stranger at the time, gave him the allium and he reacted outwardly negatively.

But when you catch him alone or with someone close to him, it’s clear that it’s just bullshit. Like when he went flower picking for Sam Nook, commenting on how beautiful the flowers made the world. Or how he was the flower girl at Fundy’s wedding. Or how, that one time Techno and Tubbo were picking dandelions and poppies, he seemed weirded out but already had poppies on him anyways. Or how excited he was at getting a rose from Hannah. Or how he kept the allium Ranboo gave him.

Ranboo thinks that Tommy would’ve hated the flowers planted in his memory. But he’s wrong. He would’ve loved them.

Hey would it be ok for us to read or see the transformation process for Chase turning into a vampire?

Hell Yeah!:3 I’m always up for some angst!

Warning! Death, Blood, Injury, and other gruesome things ahead!

The exact process of Turning is... not easy or kind. 

Chase is the first human Henrik has ever turned. But he’s studied the process extensively, so hopefully everything should go to plan. He shouldn’t be nervous about this... or so he tells himself anyways.

Chase has lost a lot of blood already, but Henrik needs to get all of it out. He needs to drain Chase, almost completely, of any blood he has, and he has to consume it. It’s fortunate, or unfortunate, then, that Chase is close to death already.

Once drained, a human will die, and the Vampire has only a few minutes. They must get a sample of their own blood, mixed with their victim’s. This is why it’s important to consume their blood. 

Henrik can obtain his own blood easily enough, but since time is of the essence, he doesn’t waste any of it trying to find his tools, and makes a precise cut into his skin. He collects enough of it, and force feeds it to Chase.

Jackie has to hold Chase down as the blood passes his lips. The first instinct of a turned is to find blood, usually that of their Born. Chase breaks the restraint, and jumps at Henrik. Henrik allows Chase to pin him down and feed from his cut. The more blood Chase consumes, the longer his teeth get, the more his body changes and shifts into something that is no longer human... and the stronger the bond between Henrik and Chase gets.

Once Chase has his fill, he passes out, not retaining his memory of the incident. Henrik gets up, feeling weak and hungry himself, but ignoring it in favor of getting Chase to a bedroom to rest and recover.

“Do you think he’ll be ok?” Jackie asks, sitting next to the bed.

“...No.” Henrik sighed, “But he’ll live.”

Praying for Idia actually because why is malleus so scary

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oh snap

I ran as fast as I could

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

WILBAH…

WILBAH SPEEN