Do You Think Birds And Cats And Dogs Think Of Humans As These Strange God Beings?

Me: *lifts cat down from table to stop her from drinking the water I’m using for dipping my brushes when painting*

Cat: *keeps getting back up on table because that water is Obviously hers and she needs to drink it*

Me: No, there is paint in that, you don’t want to drink it

Cat: *slaps my hand over and over in an attempt to get me to stop hindering her attempts to drink water*

I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?” The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said. Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”

Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.

Ode to omocat!  My fav LoZ fan artist <3

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

Its Anna you uncultured swine

why does rapunzel have a magic bong

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This is the rare Mango birb cute-overload pic. Reblog in the next 10 seconds to magically become this cute and get a text from your crush.