Its Anna You Uncultured Swine

Do you think birds and cats and dogs think of humans as these strange god beings?

Like, I just walked into the alcove that covers my bedroom door and my parrot looked at me with shock and awe when i opened the door. To him, I just made a solid wall move to allow us access. I turn on the light and Im bringing the sun back. I turn it off and Im putting the sun away for nighttime.

We move, and things happen around us. We bring life to our environment in ways I dont think animals could fully understand yet. Im not saying that some dont grasp at least parts of it, Im saying in general we are these long living giants that call the sun and dismiss it at a thought and make walls move.

I like making my parrot wonder about his tiny existance in a large world. I like, even more, is making him feel loved and like he has a place. Even if that place is making kissy faces at my Moofy plush.

Since May is mental illness awareness month, I decided to share how Nero helps me with my worst mental illness; PTSD. I have PTSD due to extreme childhood abuse, 17 years worth of hell. Well I still get horrid flashbacks and nightmares that make me wake up in a panic and ready to fight. That’s where Nero comes in. When I have a flashback or nightmare Nero is right there ready to calm me down.

He will snuggle up close to me and start grooming me telling me “It’s OK daddy.” “You safe, I here.” and things of the sort. Having little Nero with me does wonders to calm me down after a PTSD issue. He can even tell when I’m starting to have a PTSD nightmare and will yell his head off to wake me up so it doesn’t get too bad. Any time he senses anything is off with me he will do his best to get my attention and distract me from it which helps so much.

I’m working on getting him harness trained so he can go out with me and get registered as a proper emotional aid animal. Any time anyone tells me a bird can’t be an aid animal, I just laugh at them because they’ve never seen little Nero in action. He is a great helper bird!

I’d Be Scared Too, Honestly. #funny #lol #bestvine #wtf #humor

Don’t even think about proposing unless you coming at me with this.

an addition to the ice cream discourse,

These guys saved my life I used to be in a deep depression but when my parents got them my life brightened up and I got help so you could say these guys kept me alive°>°

I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?” The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said. Like just now, I was cooking in the kitchen and he heard me boiling water so he asked “you wanna noodle?” but I couldn’t quite hear him so I yelled “WHAT” and he repeated “you wanna noodle?”

Mostly he just likes yelling it, though.

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

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