Dracodrago138 - DracoDrago138

imagine playing this but you just immediately start making out with the person

oh damn I havent posted in a while better leave a meme from twitter… also i have a twitter now

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

they hate each other.

this post altered my brain so now whenever i have a bowl of any food i think Oh fuck yes it’s a little bowl of seeds for me

Me: *goes to friends house*

Friend: Hey, this is my place, whadda ya think?

Me: where’s the pee sock

Friend: …

Me: …

Friend: I thought you’d never ask!

How could she not? She’s using the legendary tactic of p o o l

Me after I take an Advil liquid gel

send the last picture with no context to a bunch of people in your contacts

I'm going to be sick