I Just Tried Cutting A Carrot With A Carrot -_-

I am in tears

If you are wondering why I reblog the same post over and over every Tuesday, it’s because it worked once and now I don't want to stop so haha

the "say something" text on the message box has never felt so taunting. im so scared.

GUYS ITS NEIL DAY

A square can be a rectangle but a rectangle cannot be a square

Women can be gay, but men can’t be lesbians

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

the gang's all here

Oh fuck I figured out how to read the s p a g e t t i and I regret it