It's Make Their Tits Bounce Monday My Friends Godspeed All And Have A Great Week

It’s so goddam annoying when I think about breathing through my nose.

you have fallen into my trap, you now are manually breathing and will die if you stop. Hehehe, collapse mortal.

this is great, I love this website

guy who explodes into blood and viscera to escape uncomfortable situations

I like to think that op calls their cat bagel so whenever they have to introduce her it goes like “her name is bagel, everything bagel” and I like that

My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders

Here he comes!

i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-

Fun fact! If you have any fear of anything, it will show up more times in your lifetime than the number of tumbleweeds in an old western movie!

Just wanna check, what's your pronouns? :-) thank

he/ham

Ok I’m done being creepy for the day

Bus drivers don’t choose that line of work, they are taken at a young age and transformed.