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mr. email, cumcumber is a friut

DAMMIT

I like to think that op calls their cat bagel so whenever they have to introduce her it goes like “her name is bagel, everything bagel” and I like that

My cat's name makes her vet bills look like fucked up breakfast orders

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

gud pupper be playin pianos but then the keys sank and that spook him and he wake

What’s he dreaming about?

SO today I’m walking through the cafeteria and there are two (supposed) friends, two girls, were arguing in the center very loudly. When the argument had reached its climax, I walked in, thinking about cheeseburger, one of the girls yelled “I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF THE PILLOW ARE WARM FOR YOU!” and they both stormed off. It made my day, and I hope for more to arrive shortly after these messages from our sponsor.

How could she not? She’s using the legendary tactic of p o o l

Me after I take an Advil liquid gel

i like how hydrogen bomb vs. coughing baby is used as a reaction to lopsided fights because i actually thought the joke was that the two were evenly matched. i thought coughing babies really could hold their own here

omw to my local ocean to toss in a tomato just to make sure