Gods Above I Am So Fucking Stupid (but How Could I Resist) Based On This Tweet. Unfortunately I Could

Dani knows her options as a homeless runaway are limited. So, sometimes, she likes to leave it. The entire planet, that is.

She likes exploring space. There's so many alien cultures, and as a ghost she can travel very fast. After all, why would a ghost need to obey the laws of physics or thermodynamics?

Small problem though.

She came across a spaceship full of weird goods. It apparently belonged to some merchants, and she was having a little fun digging through their stuff. She didn't know what half of it was, but it looked cool!

The problem happened when she phased through a really weird, super reinforced crate; and found slaves.

Naturally, she freed them. Since none of them had any real combat training, she led the charge to take over the ship and kick the merchant slavers out.

Things...spitballed.

She accidentally got labeled as a Space Pirate, and is wanted by the Lantern Corp.

So why not live up to it?

While Danny and Dan get their educations and do boring hero and everyday life stuff, Dani become one of the most notorious pirates in space. She targets merchant ships and checks for slaves, and if there are any she forces the merchants out in the emergency exit pods and steals their ship.

It's gotten to the point where in just three years, she has a fleet.

She just wears a helmet so that Vlad or Danny or Dan or the GIW doesn't get any ideas and try to hunt her.

Then she gets word about a huge attack on Earth.

And, well...she's from Earth. She may be a wanted criminal, but she isn't about to forget where she came from!

She routes her fleet behind the enemy and launches a surprise attack. She has her people choose their favorite Earth hero and wear their symbol, so that Earth knows who to shoot at and who's trying to help.

Because of the magic users she knows the Justice League has, she can't go ghost around the magicky ones or they'll mess up her groove.

She grabs the heroes, escorts them to the Watchtower, gets in a fight, and is forced to remove her helmet.

The heroes manage to finally activate Earth's defense system.

Meanwhile, Dani finds herself face to face with a Green Lantern, who did have his ring aimed at her, but it's starting to dip to the floor.

"...You can't be older than fifteen. You're a kid?"

"You're...one of Bruce's kids?" Superman asks, voice strained.

Dani decides she doesn't want to deal with this.

Dani drops a smoke bomb/flashbang and books it; she has a ship to get back to.

TIME SENSITIVE! DR. AMAL HAS 9 DAYS TO RAISE $15k TO EVACUATE HER FAMILY FROM GAZA

Dr. Amal is a young Palestinian mother widowed by the IOF, who kidnapped and murdered her husband. They left her to care for her 2 young children alone, with another on the way, and she is in need of our urgent and unwavering support to raise $15,000 to help save herself and her little ones before time runs out.

Please, if you are able, spare what you can to get her there as fast as possible. She is depending on us, and there is no better place your $5, $10, $15, etc. could be going right now. She is currently at $2,416, with $12,384 left to go. We can’t afford to slack off.

I donated $20 yesterday, would anyone match me?

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Save Amal and her children and evacuating them from Gaza

I’m a mother of two children, Hassan aged 7. and Tala aged 5. I used to be the wife of a wonderful man until October 25th, but now I find my

Please tell me what to do! Do I throw it out the window or kick it out the door?

Prison break

Sometimes it feels like everyone around me is speaking in a secret language and I'm the only one who doesn't know it.

Macaque is theater kid right? I like to believe the shadow peach boi parents that if mk doesn't want to go sleep, Macaque put on a show and Mk falls sleep:3 -> I love my boi<3

[It would be funny if Macaque would kick wukong out the room and be like only theatre kids allowed to wukong but mk would be like noooo, let him in]

When no one is watching the TRUE Mamacaque comes out.

Shadowpeach Bio Parent AU (PREV / FIRST / NEXT )

When I was imagining this whole Un-divorce Arc, THIS Song was the main sountrack for it. It would be pog if you can listen it while reading.

I also kind of in a way answered to this ask? But given the context I switched the position of characters.

billy (as captain marvel) has to give a speech at a gallery opening and the gods are arguing over something silly. billy, annoyed, accidentally responds to it mid speech, getting into the argument himself. unfortunately the event is being broadcasted

it quickly goes viral

random internet user: LMAO WHO IS CAP ARGUING WITH DID HE FORGET HES ON LIVESTREAM [1:45 PM] other internet user: nevermind that did he forget he was mid speech?! [1:46 PM]

clark kent, one of the reporters covering the opening, looks on in disbelief

Happy anniversary, Stonewall riots! Stay revolutionary!

WHAT

this is scary, pls share

So, I was logged out of my Netflix account and noticed the Privacy stuff and clicked on it. If you happen to be in the same situation with the wifi off, read the Privacy thing. If the wifi's on, go to Prime Video or YouTube or something. Don't read it. You're going to probably go into information overload.