Amity
How did that turn out well…
This is Biggles, my friend’s cat. Biggles is sixteen years old and pretty much blind.
From the moment I sat up in bed this morning, Biggles suctioned himself to me.
He is adorable.
Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
ah! didnt see u there! u caught me indulging in one of my most fascinating interests as of late. its called a "dictionary". *turns page and softly chuckles* oh, this is clever...
When you would just like to sit in the grass and watch the breezes carry the dandelion seeds away.
Baby Percy: Mooom!
Sally: Yes, Percy?
Baby Percy: Glub Glub says he wants more friends and a bigger tank. Can we go get it for him?
Sally: ...did Glub Glub say that or did you?
Baby Percy: Glub Glub did.
Sally: ...Percy, you know we can't. Sorry, baby
Baby Percy: Aww :(
Glub Glub: I told you we can't
Baby Percy: Shut up, Glub Glub
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Percy: Annieee!!!
Annabeth: *sighs* What?
Percy: The fish is looking at me weird again!
Annabeth: For Gods' sake, Percy! Leave it alone!
Percy: *to the fish* I know what you're up to. You may have fooled her but not me
Gilluermo: She will never believe you
"A world without trans people has never existed and never will"
Poster spotted in Olympia, WA
[Robin!Dick era]
Bruce: Dick has three aunts. He calls them Aunt Cupcake, Aunt Flower, and Aunt Kate.
Bruce: Time to step up your game, Kate.
Bruce: *wears dark gray*
Alfred: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.
The unique thing about an armadillo is that it is an animal that can both scamper and trundle
Commission for @therealandian for the fic "Search Through the Stars". Disclaimer, this is not actually what happens! Go check it out.
Thanks for the support!
She likes exploring space. There's so many alien cultures, and as a ghost she can travel very fast. After all, why would a ghost need to obey the laws of physics or thermodynamics?
Small problem though.
She came across a spaceship full of weird goods. It apparently belonged to some merchants, and she was having a little fun digging through their stuff. She didn't know what half of it was, but it looked cool!
The problem happened when she phased through a really weird, super reinforced crate; and found slaves.
Naturally, she freed them. Since none of them had any real combat training, she led the charge to take over the ship and kick the merchant slavers out.
Things...spitballed.
She accidentally got labeled as a Space Pirate, and is wanted by the Lantern Corp.
So why not live up to it?
While Danny and Dan get their educations and do boring hero and everyday life stuff, Dani become one of the most notorious pirates in space. She targets merchant ships and checks for slaves, and if there are any she forces the merchants out in the emergency exit pods and steals their ship.
It's gotten to the point where in just three years, she has a fleet.
She just wears a helmet so that Vlad or Danny or Dan or the GIW doesn't get any ideas and try to hunt her.
Then she gets word about a huge attack on Earth.
And, well...she's from Earth. She may be a wanted criminal, but she isn't about to forget where she came from!
She routes her fleet behind the enemy and launches a surprise attack. She has her people choose their favorite Earth hero and wear their symbol, so that Earth knows who to shoot at and who's trying to help.
Because of the magic users she knows the Justice League has, she can't go ghost around the magicky ones or they'll mess up her groove.
She grabs the heroes, escorts them to the Watchtower, gets in a fight, and is forced to remove her helmet.
The heroes manage to finally activate Earth's defense system.
Meanwhile, Dani finds herself face to face with a Green Lantern, who did have his ring aimed at her, but it's starting to dip to the floor.
"...You can't be older than fifteen. You're a kid?"
"You're...one of Bruce's kids?" Superman asks, voice strained.
Dani decides she doesn't want to deal with this.
Dani drops a smoke bomb/flashbang and books it; she has a ship to get back to.
Poison Ivy is hired to revive an extinct flower. It's good money and the flower has no adverse effects on the environment so she's more than happy to take the job.
She thinks everything is good and continues to grow these flowers for her client. Until a child shows up in her greenhouse and informs her that the flowers she's been providing are actually going to a branch of the government and are being used to destroy the a different realm.
The government has been tricking her into destroying the environment, earthly or not. Soon they'd learn exactly why Poison Ivy is feared.
wukong would say skill issue we all know it
Just realized I’ve finished Assassination Classroom, yet have no idea what to write so.. hehe…
For context: I don’t start writing fanfiction until I’m finished with the series it’s based on.
wukong would say skill issue we all know it
they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
raph and mikey being in the background of their immediate older brothers’ parts in the opening genuinely means so much to me
Some memes for my starved handful of followers
The fact that nobody stopped him💀
@virgilisspidey fanfic "Two Souls" is edible and SCREAMS
i really recommend it
Left to Right ->
Spikangelo, & Raph(Here)
Ghost In The Shell, Ghost & Ghostlets by @amevello-blue / @bluepeachstudios
Two Souls, Aoi & his little lion by @virgilisspidey
Shellshocked, Raph & his gremlins kids by @lieutenantbiscute
Cass Apocalypse, Uncle Tello & Casey Junior by @somerandomdudelmao
The Last Ronin Becomes A Discord Admin, Slonkangelo & The Little Ones by @melonpalooza
And finally, Snapper Lou Au, feat. Snapper Lou from @kittynomore, Nini from @amevello-blue, and The Eldest Brother AU from @debb987
I noticed the quality gets screwed up when you zoom in, so I decided to export it myself so yall can see them better. Hope it helped!
Have a wonderful day, everyone!
Oh, and I added little easter eggs, too.
Danny is currently in possession of a baby Damian. He is unaware that he is in possession of Damian Wayne let alone how he came to be in the possession of Damian Wayne. All he knows is that the bats are after him and won't leave him alone.
Danny hadn't meant to start a fire in the Gotham U lab. In his defense, he was left unsupervised.
A de-aged Danny is living at Wayne Manor. The only problem is that he is attached to Jason. Like deeply attached. He even refuses to sleep if he's not cuddling the man. Now the bats must actually confront their feelings since they're around each other a whole lot more.
Meanwhile Danny is just happy to help cure the stinky nasty man of his stinky nastiness. Plus he's the best storyteller out of all of them.
I want a hug, too…and a couple million dollars😞