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Will some care to explain how my sister fits in the cat tunnels? Even a real small one?

Red = Mine

Blue = Not Mine

Context: We’re too lazy to go fishing

Shoes are now teleporting! What’s next? Toilets?

I seriously just searched up how. I don’t think I could do any of the ways it listed.

Unrealistic

Yeah, I agree. This would be sweet

Bilbo calling Thorin an idiot and then softly kissing him on the lips reblog if you agree

Shoe Troubles

How far would you go to rescue a shoe? I walked a mile to rescue a shoe from the river and failed. And that river goes into Indiana! So, if anyone find a pink shoe in the river that would fit on a five year old, congratulations! You've found Ezra's shoe and four people couldn't. Hel, I was bleeding because of a thorn bush (don't worry, the bush is perfectly fine).

Character inspiration

Name: Captain Dough Hook

Age: 1000~

Height: 6’7

Other information: Captain Dough Hook has a dough hook for their left hand and they goes around making and taking bread around the world. They’ll give you bread as long as you give them some ingredient for bread or something. They’ll go to the same place about once every ten years. (They’re also better than Captain Cook, ya know, that guy the Hawaiians killed?)

Dog’s gone

Me: “Well cats, the dog’s gone with that weird guy” Cat # 1: “Thank all goodness” Cat # 2: “Can I watch the Dragon Prince?” Me: *starts reading Immortal Merlin* Both Cats: “Well that’s a lost cause”

Dragon Prince vent

So, are we going to talk about how Runaan was treated? He was turned into a *ucking coin for crying out loud! Are we going to talk about how scary the baker is? HE USES HIS ROLLING PIN TO FIGHT OVER POWERED WALMART-VERSION-SUNFIRE ELVES, AND COMES OUT WITH OUT A SCRATCH! We gonna talk about Viren and his s*it? How about how whatever the king’s name is (the guy in episode one, Callum’s adopted father) and how he’s so *ucking awesome? How about how Ezran’s mother died? Where Claudia found the unicorn horn? Why didn’t Viren stay dead? Why can’t he just die already? What happens after season four?

Who’s your favorite main character?

I’m A Demon?

So, a few years ago, my class well, not class, during school hours, me and a group of students aged five to seventeen and a teacher went to a nearby park. On the way, three third/fourth graders were beating this boy up with his own hat, and he asked me to shield him, so I did (I was insanely tall, five foot two at the age of ten). So, I’m saying three four and a half foot tall third and fourth graders were hitting me with a hat (it didn’t hurt at all, I was used to my six year old sister hitting me for (usually) no reason). The thing that I actually wanted to share was something one of them called me. It went along the lines of, “It’s like they’re a demon. A very tall demon.” I was holding back laughter, and then a thought came across me. It was pretty much, Am I actually a demon, or am I human? The usual.

How is she so fat? She’s like, a year or less old!

Name some overpowered protagonists who are way too powerful.

Looking at you, Kupiec Aiden.

I think I know people who can go faster than the Hashiras.

HELP

So I was tasked with writing the script for my class play. The theme is 'murder mystery.' I have twelve characters to work with. What should I do???

P. S. It’s loosely based off of Wednesday and Nancy Drew.

What is this called?

Me: *watches the ‘Cult Camp’ episode* David (Camp Camp): *has friend pills* Me: “He uses them, doesn’t he?”

When creatures communicate

Me: You know, I never thought I’d like a dog. Cat #1: Excuse me? Cat #2: Excuuuse Meeeeee? Dog: Huh? Me: But I’ll always prefer cats. Cat #1 & #2: *purr*

Please tell me what to do! Do I throw it out the window or kick it out the door?

"But for future reference, call me Merlo. 'Señor' makes me feel ancient." "But Merlo, you are ancient."

So, I was logged out of my Netflix account and noticed the Privacy stuff and clicked on it. If you happen to be in the same situation with the wifi off, read the Privacy thing. If the wifi's on, go to Prime Video or YouTube or something. Don't read it. You're going to probably go into information overload.

That’s not fun

Immortal Merlin book one is pretty much:

“Let’s stop a volcano from erupting!”

And Merlin (Merry) does it almost by himself!