At Least We Have Jacking Off

...My attractiveness? Wow, very forward, Wren.

How do you feel about Wren Collins?

Wren is a very pleasant person to be around, and I consider them a friend. I must add that I like their hair quite a bit. Incredible fashion sense, actually.

Your boss here. Not dating anyone.

◎ Tell us honestly, do you have any romantic interest in Dr. Percival?

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maybe?

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yes?

"escapes before he says something embarrassing"

by johns_plant_adventures

...Ripped off is an odd way of putting it. It cracked.

But honestly? No, I understand that. I think I may have been a little too excited at the opportunity to have a robot hand.

I think it's better for us both if I ignore that first thing.

Why in hell did I see you climbing and falling off a building earlier? Corvus, i watched you pass out walking to a bed the other day, and you thought you'd scale a castle?!?

( @drpercival )

ahhh, what won't you do for you loved one's? :∆

"Something audibly cracked inside of him" OWWW! ok... maybe not that. damn... i'm too old for this, what was I thinking??... I couldn't even climb the building in my childhood... my brother always made me win those races.... oghhh...

guess I broke my rib when I fell.... how troublesome, i only got well from illness...

I apologise, I didn't realise this completely normal looking website allowed for inter-dimensional communication. Why the hell does it?

So what's the deal with this site, is it some kind of multiverse thing now? I don't think that's possible. But whatever. You seem to like sunflowers, and I like cherry blossoms, so I thought I'd say hi.

( @drpercival )

“D’oh- sorry, you startled me for a minute.”

“Errh.. Not too sure what you mean by “site” n’ “multi-verse,” but I’ll unpack that later. Anyways, hello!”

☠️ misguided advice

I don't usually give advice, because it's all bad. I once told someone to microwave a dish, not realising it was metal. Very funny, actually.

...Yes. With hesitation, but yes.

I have a very IMPORTANT PSYCHOLOGICAL question used for generations to analyze people and their thoughts and feelings… ready..? if you say so…..

… would you fuck a clone of yourself and why and why not (^_-)

You look like yPLEASEPLEASE PLEASE ONE CHANCE PLE- sorry idk what that was. you secretly collect stuff that brings you joy

EXCUSE ME?!?

...I do.

If you want an MRI, I could start work on the blueprints as soon as tonight. Obviously it won't be functional without the radium — that I will not be going to find — but it wouldn't be difficult to build the parts.

Medical technology is my passion, after all.

Hey, doc. Just popping in to see if you need any equipment looked at. Xee likes me to check in every now and then with everyone.

@dawnlighthours 🏍

"Corvus seems oddly annoyed"

ugh

I swear, this guy sees nothing past his nose

i told him last time that we need an mri when his winter soldier on a leash damaged his head hard

if it wasn't for me he would've died from the brain damage if I haven't noticed the symptoms days after trauma

a brain damage, can you imagine? and what if we have tape worms? the infection? the cancer?? how would we know? that's right! with my sheer intuition!

boss told me that we need radium to build it yeah no way. then he especially emphasized that they will form an expedition to search for it right when they'll finish with whatever project they had going on back then.

the two month has passed...

where is my mri??? at least tell me that you're here to build it, bob the builder

Yes, okay. *He grabs the ibuprofen off a shelf and fills up a glass.*

I didn't know you have blood pressure issues. That must be very irritating in this age.

I carried you in here. Because I can.

You'd better lie down right now, Corvus.

How are you meant to treat people if you die of some illness that you're convinced is nothing?

( @drpercival )

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tch....

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and what if-.... agh....

"sits on the chair and rests his head on its back"

....ok, i'm resting.