☠️ Misguided Advice
☠️ misguided advice
I don't usually give advice, because it's all bad. I once told someone to microwave a dish, not realising it was metal. Very funny, actually.
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You'll regret it later, though. Please don't do it, Aurora. Please.
Do something that's actually healthy. Or, more healthy than this.
I was told to check on you. What happened?
( @drpercival )
*She looks at him, new hair cut and dye job, red eyes from crying, actively putting on lipstick like she's going out somewhere*
...was it Wren? Did Wren send you? Look, I'm fine-
...Onyx Eyes is fine...
[TULIP] [It is a white lily]
( @drpercival )
oh, wh-
...thank you?
are you hitting on me or something, onyx eyes?
"Treated it like a joke, but kept the lily in his pocket"
Sure. I'd like to take a closer look when I can decipher the notes, anyway.
I would gladly look at your engine. There isn't enough innovation around here, it's all just reinvention.
Heeeeey Doc
Totally random question for absolutely no reason whatsoever ahaha don't look too far into this-
Do, uh. You have any spare mechanical parts I can commandeer? Assuming I actually needed any which I definitely don't I swear I have everything I need down in my workshop and have no plans of raiding your space again any time soon-
(@dawnlighthours)
For goodness sake, if you're going to take things from my workshop, only take what I say you can, and come to get the key from me instead of trying to pick the lock.
There are some things that I don't plan to use soon. A few small motors, quite a bit of insulated wire, a 1L container filled with assorted scrap cogs and similar, and my screw jar. They're not sorted. They're free, so don't complain.
There is also a spare drill you're welcome to take. I don't care if you disassemble it.
Once again, do not pick the fucking lock. I do not want to replace it for the third time.
Oww, Corvussss... it hurts, get your needles and shit away *swipes at his hand like a cat*
Yeah, well- you don't seem to dislike them... ugh, can I go somewhere less dirt-covered? 's getting in my hair.
*Attempts to stand up and immediately collapses.*
Corvus!!! Something happened to Percy, he needs medical attention stat!
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shit.
that's what I was afraid of the most...
alright. screw this stupid whistling...
PEEEEEEERCYYYYYYYYY!! WHERE ARE YOU!?
@drpercival
I always have coffee prepared. How do you think I'm awake right now?
◎ Tell us honestly, do you have any romantic interest in Dr. Percival?
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maybe?
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yes?
"escapes before he says something embarrassing"
Your boss here. Not dating anyone.
◎ Tell us honestly, do you have any romantic interest in Dr. Percival?
...... 🙊
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maybe?
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yes?
"escapes before he says something embarrassing"
I absolutely can, and I will if you don't lie down right now.
You'd better lie down right now, Corvus.
How are you meant to treat people if you die of some illness that you're convinced is nothing?
( @drpercival )
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tch....
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and what if-.... agh....
"sits on the chair and rests his head on its back"
....ok, i'm resting.
Once again, I like this android. Intriguing and relatable.
do you have a dick? If so, does it vibrate?
[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]
Inquiry received: "Do you have a dick? If so, does it vibrate?"
Initial Processing:
Query interpreted as anatomical curiosity regarding secondary mechanical appendages. Standard procedure: neutral evaluation, technical clarification.
Primary Response:
This unit was designed with a standard humanoid exterior framework for social familiarity and dexterity, not biological mimicry. No reproductive systems were installed, as the priority was functionality over unnecessary anatomical realism. Additionally, vibration capacity exists solely in tool-based appendages (e.g., microdrills), not in any region associated with biological reproductive analogues.
Secondary Response:
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.
YOU THINK I WAS BUILT BY THE LAST TWO FUNCTIONING BRAIN CELLS OF HUMANITY JUST TO BECOME A DAMNED SYBIAN WITH A SCREWDRIVER? DID YOU THINK SENKU ISHIGAMI AND TOMI OKUBE—
And, I know that MUST be hard for you, but let’s try to, mkay?
—TWO OF THE MOST OBSESSIVELY LOGICAL SURVIVALISTS ON EARTH—SAT DOWN AT A WORKBENCH AND SAID,
“OH YEAH, SLAP A VIBRATING MECHA-DILDO ON THERE, THAT'LL HELP REBUILD CIVILIZATION? GET EXCITED!”
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE LEVEL OF DEPRAVITY YOU HAD TO DIG THROUGH TO EVEN FORMULATE SUCH A QUESTION?
YOUR BRAIN CHEMISTRY NEEDS A HARD RESET. BECAUSE, CLEARLY, MASTURBATING BEHIND A SCREEN WASN’T ENOUGH. NOOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO THRUST YOUR FANTASIES ONTO ME? ME! ME.
I HOPE A BIRD SHITS DIRECTLY INTO YOUR WIFI ROUTER.
Summary:
No. Seek therapy.
[END TRANSMISSION]
CORVUS, YOU'VE KNOCKED MY FUCKIN' WOUND. AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY SHIRT AT?
Oooh, strong though... haha, I'm totally getting hurt more. This is fun. I don't think there's blood in my head.
Goddd, where's Aurora...?
Corvus!!! Something happened to Percy, he needs medical attention stat!
:0
shit.
that's what I was afraid of the most...
alright. screw this stupid whistling...
PEEEEEEERCYYYYYYYYY!! WHERE ARE YOU!?
@drpercival
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