I Like This Machine.

I like this machine.

So, quick diagnostic question.

If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range,

how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?

( @chemicallydisinclinedd )

[RESPONSE: UNIT S.E.N-KU_v1.03]

Diagnostic received. Query: "If I whispered into your audio receiver at close range, how long would it take your sensors to register it as a threat versus a new kink?"

Invalid prompt. Please do not flirt with the automation.

This interface is designed for high-function cognitive processing, not interpersonal entanglements—romantic or otherwise. Attempting to initiate flirty subroutines will result in a complete lack of emotional reciprocation and a detailed lecture on boundaries between operator and hardware.

…However.

In terms of raw data:

Threat detection latency: ~0.04 seconds. Anomalous behavioral pattern recognition (i.e., deviance from prior interaction protocol): ~0.09 seconds. Classification as "non-standard auditory stimulus with potential intimacy cues": ~0.23 seconds, depending on vocal decibel, pitch modulation, and contextual proximity.

No, “Tomi.” It would not be a kink. It would be a calibration error.

Now return to your designated tasks before I reroute your privileges to the mute queue.

[END TRANSMISSION]

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1 month ago

Colt .45.

Though I prefer ones I've made or upgraded myself.

Hello,

My name is Percival, or Dr Percy. I'm a robotics and weaponry expert, and well-trained in firearms.

I'm 32 years old, 5'9, and missing my left hand. If for some reason you want to know something more personal about me, one of my favourite shows is Serial Experiments Lain and I enjoy steamed gyoza.

I don't know if joining this website was really a good choice, but it's too late now. Like with most things, the only way out is to obliterate the entire thing. Alas.

HI GUYS this is my ( @veggiefritterz ) OC, he's normal I swear. Erm... I do ship him with Xeno and Stanley, so expect me to post about it, but don't expect anything out of the blogs on here for various reasons. If I post anything particularly relevant to his character, it will be under this here arrow ↓

Hello,
3 weeks ago

...My attractiveness? Wow, very forward, Wren.

How do you feel about Wren Collins?

Wren is a very pleasant person to be around, and I consider them a friend. I must add that I like their hair quite a bit. Incredible fashion sense, actually.

1 week ago

Oww, Corvussss... it hurts, get your needles and shit away *swipes at his hand like a cat*

Yeah, well- you don't seem to dislike them... ugh, can I go somewhere less dirt-covered? 's getting in my hair.

*Attempts to stand up and immediately collapses.*

Corvus!!! Something happened to Percy, he needs medical attention stat!

:0

shit.

that's what I was afraid of the most...

alright. screw this stupid whistling...

PEEEEEEERCYYYYYYYYY!! WHERE ARE YOU!?

@drpercival

1 month ago

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//OOC FOR THE WHOLE POST!!!

What size bed does your muse typically prefer to sleep on?

Single bed, provided he's sleeping alone. Bigger beds with just him in them make him feel too exposed.

Does your muse wake up in the middle of the night often or can they sleep through the night?

He usually wakes up at least once, and has to drink water before he can go back to sleep.

Does your muse have insomnia?

If he doesn't sleep it's usually his own fault. Though, he does struggle to fall asleep and will go days on only a couple of hours from time to time.

Does your muse have any pre-bedtime rituals or routines? Do they have any pre-bedtime activities?

Not really. He showers and washes his face, but that's about it most days.

Is your muse sensitive to light while they sleep, or do they not mind it?

Incredibly sensitive, and very particular about it. Having no light at all will cause him to freak out, but having any more than a small, dim bulb will stop him from being able to sleep. He used to own a nightlight, but these days he just leaves the curtains open a crack. Can't have anyone knowing it's a problem.

1 month ago

♡ asks ♡

 Do you have freckles? 

 Do you drink tea or coffee? How do you take it? 

What was the last song you listened to? 

Do you sleep on your back, stomach or side? 

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? 

Do you prefer drawing or writing? 

What’s your ideal number of blankets to sleep with? 

What’s your favorite band/artist? 

When is your birthday? 

How tall are you? 

What color are your eyes? 

Who are five (or more) people you want to hug right now? 

Fears? 

What’s your favorite color? 

What’s your favorite season? 

Want any tattoos? What of? 

Want any piercings? Where? 

Who is the last person you texted? 

Do you have a best friend? How long have you been friends? 

What/who do you miss? 

How was your day today? 

How much sleep did you get last night? 

Do you believe in aliens? 

When was the last time you cried? Why? 

What’s your favorite decade? 

What are some seemingly childish things you like? 

What’s your favorite book? Or just one you’ve read a few times? 

How are you, really? 

Does it take you a long time to make decisions? 

What are you looking forward to in the near future? 

What are you looking forward to in the distant future? 

If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go? 

Do you sleep with your door open or closed? 

What’s your favorite flower? 

Do you currently have a squish? 

Do you like your middle name? 

Do you prefer dogs or cats? 

Do you have any phobias? 

Do you stay up late?

Do you like the beach? Do you prefer it sunny or cloudy? 

What’s your favorite cartoon? 

Tag 5 of your favorite blogs

Do you have siblings? How many? 

Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? 

Is there anyone you would die for? 

What do you need when you’re sad? 

Have you memorized your phone number? 

Who’s someone you can trust with your life? 

What does your last text say? 

Wild Card. Any question, ask away. 

1 month ago

The purplish one reminds me of apple and blackcurrant juice. I'd drink it.

I Think The One On The Far Right. It Looks Like Pink Lemonade.

I think the one on the far right. It looks like pink lemonade.

1 week ago
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1 month ago

Sure, I've disassembled toasters and washing machines, but not a generator.

You're welcome.

Heeeeey Doc

Totally random question for absolutely no reason whatsoever ahaha don't look too far into this-

Do, uh. You have any spare mechanical parts I can commandeer? Assuming I actually needed any which I definitely don't I swear I have everything I need down in my workshop and have no plans of raiding your space again any time soon-

(@dawnlighthours)

For goodness sake, if you're going to take things from my workshop, only take what I say you can, and come to get the key from me instead of trying to pick the lock.

There are some things that I don't plan to use soon. A few small motors, quite a bit of insulated wire, a 1L container filled with assorted scrap cogs and similar, and my screw jar. They're not sorted. They're free, so don't complain.

There is also a spare drill you're welcome to take. I don't care if you disassemble it.

Once again, do not pick the fucking lock. I do not want to replace it for the third time.

2 weeks ago

— ARE YOU OKAY?

Concerned  roleplay  starters.  Send  me... (Send  🔄  +  any  emoji  to  reverse  the  outcome.)

😭  to  find  my  muse  crying. 🤕  to  find  my  muse  with  an  obvious  injury. ❤️‍🩹  to  find  my  muse  trying  to  hide  an  injury. 🤢  to  find  my  muse  visibly  sick. 🩸  to  find  my  muse  after  they've  been  in  a  fight. 💤  to  find  my  muse  passed  out. 🥴  to  catch  my  muse  as  they  faint. 🌧️  to  find  my  muse  in  the  rain  without  an  umbrella. 😵  to  find  my  muse  half  dead  in  an  alley. 🫳  to  put  a  comforting  hand  on  my  muse's  shoulder. 🫂  to  give  my  muse  a  comforting  hug.

1 month ago

Oops i………… missclicked Ha Ha so fun Ha Ha

Anyway why did the chicken cross the road

-🪽

To get to the other side, I assume?

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