♡ Asks ♡

Heard someone call you a dilf, what do you think about that

I think it's completely inaccurate. I don't have any children. I am not a father. The term doesn't apply to me at all.

Oops i………… missclicked Ha Ha so fun Ha Ha

Anyway why did the chicken cross the road

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To get to the other side, I assume?

Nah, it's not magic, I bit my tongue while you were stitching... made me all jittery, you know.

And I thought you labelled your clothes, right? Haha, means you wore it on purpose~! Cute...

OooOo I'm all weak and helpless and can't defend myself...

Corvus!!! Something happened to Percy, he needs medical attention stat!

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shit.

that's what I was afraid of the most...

alright. screw this stupid whistling...

PEEEEEEERCYYYYYYYYY!! WHERE ARE YOU!?

@drpercival

I was only joking, didn't expect you to believe me. Does that actually seem like something you would do?

While in your feverish state you promised to thank me for carrying you to a bed and then winked.

( @drpercival )

agh... troublesome

don't know what my feverish self implied by this...

so. alas. I shall give you the once in a lifetime opportunity...

pick a wish.

I guess so. May I suggest using a ruler for starters?

Put all your notes explaining certain parts of the design in a box, label what section it's about, and draw a thin line to that part of your diagram. That's your main issue; I have no idea what half these pencil scratches are about. If that's clear, your handwriting won't matter so much.

Oh, and start any equations on a new line. It's hard to tell if n is a variable or a shortening of 'and'.

Heeeeey Doc

Totally random question for absolutely no reason whatsoever ahaha don't look too far into this-

Do, uh. You have any spare mechanical parts I can commandeer? Assuming I actually needed any which I definitely don't I swear I have everything I need down in my workshop and have no plans of raiding your space again any time soon-

(@dawnlighthours)

For goodness sake, if you're going to take things from my workshop, only take what I say you can, and come to get the key from me instead of trying to pick the lock.

There are some things that I don't plan to use soon. A few small motors, quite a bit of insulated wire, a 1L container filled with assorted scrap cogs and similar, and my screw jar. They're not sorted. They're free, so don't complain.

There is also a spare drill you're welcome to take. I don't care if you disassemble it.

Once again, do not pick the fucking lock. I do not want to replace it for the third time.

...Yes, fair enough. *He kicks the door shut and drags over a bucket.*

Do you want to tell me what's going on here? *Does not immediately hug her, but sits next to her with a hand around her shoulders (not the metal one.*

*Knocking on door*

Ms. Aurora? I was coming to ask if you wanted to help me with a prototype, but... why do I hear sobbing? Should I enter?

( @drpercival )

*The door cracks open for him to come in if he wants*

how do you maintain your hair?

Shampoo and conditioner.

It's coconut scented, if that matters.

The petrification appears to have made my hair grow this colour naturally, goodness knows why. Perhaps it's because it was freshly dyed at the time.

Send “⚠️” plus a warning label for my muse.

(If you cannot see the emoji send “Warning”)

I'll be waiting... *wink*

Why did you leave so suddenly? I don't think I did anything wrong, but-

I mean, would you like to have coffee again soon?

( @drpercival )

ah- shi- damn... sorry. I just-...

this is complicated ok? there's so many...

y'know what screw it

listen... percy?....

lately i've been... feeling a lot of things about you and... ah... you're a busy man. you probably don't have time for someone so irresponsible and weird and sick and really not fitting for long-term relationships...

you're just... too fun and interesting to be around y'know. no wonder people fall for you...

just insult me... reject me and send me to hell... and then let's just think about this whole conversation like of some nonsense... count me drunk... or feverish... or mad... whatever you see fit ig...

Unfortunately I was pestered into it. Could be worse, there's some really gullible children here.

Wren! Finally broke down and joined us, I see ^-^ Aden says hello, too.

@dawnlighthours

Yes i have. Hello

Hello to Aden and Dog as well. Hope all is well. I was surprised to see many more of our colony then i had expected, i hadnt thought @ask-dr-xeno would be on here as well, or @drpercival